“The Boss”

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be….”The Boss”!

The Brain said: “Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss.”

The Feet said: “Since I carry man where he wants, to get him in position to do what the brain wants, I should be the boss.”

The Hands said: “Since I do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be the boss.”

The Eyes said: “Since I must look out for all of you, and tell you where danger lurks, I should be the boss.”

And so it went with the Heart, Ears, Lungs and the rest of the body parts.  Finally the Asshole spoke up, and demanded that he be made boss.

All the other parts laughed at the idea of an asshole being made boss.

The Asshole was so angered that he blocked himself off, and refused to function.

Soon, the Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed, the Feet were too weak to walk, the Hands hung limply at the sides, the Heart and Lungs struggled to keep going.

All the body parts pleaded with the Brain to relent, and let the Asshole be Boss.  And so it happened!  All the other parts did all the work, and the Asshole just bossed them around and passed out a lot of shit.

 

The Moral:   YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A BRAIN TO BE A BOSS….JUST AN ASSHOLE!!    😦

 

Archon’s psychotherapy booth is now open.  Feel free to tell me ALL about it.    😉

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12 thoughts on ““The Boss”

  1. The mouth is boss, it speaks for all the other assholes 🙂

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  2. 1jaded1 says:

    You’ve made my day and I just woke up! *pays fee*.

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  3. BrainRants says:

    I like your retelling of this classic. The irony is, I just had a long conversation with a friend about whether I’m an asshole or not. Hmm.

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  4. aFrankAngle says:

    I’ve never heard this classic! … so to me, this is an Archon original!

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  5. whiteladyinthehood says:

    HaHaHa (with you, with you)

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  7. benzeknees says:

    Where’s your nickle sign – like Lucy?

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