A little something for those of you with your Valium in a Pez dispenser.
For those of you who strain and strain, to give your utmost, and the company still demands more.
A little restraint for those with OCD, and fiddling fingers. This is the local version, but ones with other languages are available at popular prices (I like them) in the gift shop as you leave.
Included is a memo from the boss, verifying what you’ve felt and feared for years.