<- Ted’s house!
Monday Feb 16, 2015 was a statutory holiday in Ontario, called Family Day. It’s relatively new, but long overdue. Finally, something to get us from Christmas/New Years, through to Easter. On Tuesday the 17th I went to my favorite nearby supermarket to pick up a copy of the Toronto Sun.
Dear Lord, have people forgotten how to shop ahead?? The store was only closed for one day. I almost had to bring my own parking space. Quite often I make 25¢ or 50¢ by neatening up the parking lot, putting away carts with quarters in them. Not that day! No carts in either of the cart corrals, but people lurking near them. No carts in the entryway either, so I grabbed a basket.
Most of the shoppers were white-, or blue-haired. Do they not remember back in the ‘80s, before we had Sunday opening? Was toilet paper being rationed, or was there a sale on Polident and Depends?
This place was stuffed – just crammed with shoppers. Folks were bumping into each other and edging carts past. It was so full, that people going up the aisles could inhale, while those going down the aisles exhaled.
Besides the paper, I also wanted a small bag of fine sugar, and two dozen eggs. With the help of a little fairy-dust, and my fancy dancing slippers, I circumnavigated the store in less than three minutes, and only got groped once. Then I got around to the checkouts….backed up like an old guy eating cheese. The waits were so long, I hope no-one ‘checked out’ before they checked out.
I headed for the express lane. It was so busy that they had two of them open. I entered the first line, and was ninth or tenth. The curve of the lines put me beside a lady about my age, third from the front, in line number two. Looking in my basket, she saw only the eggs, and insisted that I get in line in front of her. I mentioned the paper and the sugar. “Go ahead, go ahead!” I don’t know what the nine or ten people behind her thought, but I snuggled in quickly, before anyone objected.
Her thoughtful niceness, along with her strong accent, suggested that she was from Newfoundland, Canada’s easternmost, island province, and just full of kind, helpful people. When I asked, she confirmed my suspicion. Then I got nosy and asked specifically where she was from. “Stephenville.” Newfoundlanders are generally open, friendly people. They don’t mind when you ask questions and engage them in casual conversation.
I said, “Oh, I’ve got a blog-friend from Stephenville.” I don’t think she quite caught, or grasped, the ‘blog-friend’ concept, and seemed to think that I’d driven 1700 miles and taken a two-hour ferry ride, to drink ‘screech’ (high-alcohol, reclaimed rum). The Rock, as it’s known, is a bit behind, technologically. They didn’t get World-Standard 60 Hz electricity until the late 1950s, and their Internet is a large ball of twine and several empty tin cans.
To give credence to the rumor that “every Newfie knows every other Newfie”, she asked who he was. “I might knows ‘im.” I explained that “he” was Ted White from SightsNBytes, a highly proficient and entertaining writer. “I knows a lotta Whites, but I don’t t’ink I knows a Ted White.” Ted has explained that, in Newfoundland, or at least in his home town of Stephenville, (Pop. 6193) there are as many, or more, of ‘his’ Whites, as there are of ‘my’ Smiths. His family inflated the numbers by changing their French name, LeBlanc, to the English, White.
My Newfie tour-guide, whose married name was Green, went on to tell me that, “D’ere’s even a street called Whites Avenue. Fer a coupla blocks, d’ere’s nuttin’ but Whites, an’ d’ey’s all related ta each udder.” Ted’s bunch are not related to that lot, because his group ate croissants and snails, before they sailed west to eat cod tongues and mussels.
This 60ish woman has been in Ontario for 20 years, but hasn’t lost that ‘Down Home’ sound and style of speech, because she spent her formative years, and more, down home on The Rock. I find these speakers a delight to be around, much like the ”y’all” Southern speakers. They are the salt of the Earth, possibly because they live surrounded by the salty ocean. They would give the shirt off their back to a perfect stranger, if he needed it – or go next door and borrow one from the neighbor.
I would have loved to have partaken of more of her friendly sociability. Because she put me ahead of herself, and several other shoppers, I was soon through the checkout and free to proceed with my errands. Thanks Mrs. Green! You were a delight. 😀