Big Adventures In A Small Town

Red Roof  Standard Red Roof

We can always see the ‘same-old’ at home. When most of us go on a trip, we hope to see and experience something new.  The city of Batavia, NY did not disappoint! CHINESE KARAOKE!  Did that catch your attention?  It caught mine.  I’ll explain below.

First of all, there are two Batavias.  The City of Batavia is completely encircled by the Town of Batavia.   On the western edge sits Batavia Downs, a well-known, completely-enclosed, indoor harness racing venue.  Three hotels sit nearby, just past the tollbooths off I-90.

Rich Red Roof  My Red Roof

Justifying my claim that hotels are forever changing names, my Red Roof Inn has had five names. Until two years ago, it was a Travelodge.  Unlike most ‘standard’ Red Roofs, its room doors didn’t empty out into the parking lot and the weather.  Instead, it had a central hall, interior doors, and quieter rooms.  It also had a small bar, and a dining room that was used as a karaoke club.

About five years ago, a developer bought up and paved over acres and acres of property surrounding the race track. Soon, businesses like Wal-Mart, Home Depot, Applebee’s, Tops and Target popped up, giving the race fans (or their wives) someplace else leave their money.  Three new hotels went up just north of the Interstate.

Many of the people who work at these new businesses came from somewhere else. Five years ago, the City of Batavia had about 9000 residents.  Nowadays the population is pushing 16,000.  The night clerk, a 22-year resident, is outraged.  There are now two McDonalds, and two Tim Horton’s in her town.

Tim Horton's  Tim Horton’s c/w drive-through

I don’t think she quite believed me when I told her that in Southern Ontario, I could pass two Tim Horton’s on the way to pick up my mail. The son uses a four-lane regional road to drive 9 Kilometers (5+ miles) across town to go to work, and passes 4 Timmies along the way. There are probably another dozen scattered around town.

Back to the Karaoke…. Through the summer and fall, groups of Chinese couples arrive in the USA, possibly landing in LA, or San Francisco.  They are flown to Las Vegas for a couple of days, then flown on up to a regional airport just north of Batavia.  A Chinese driver picks them up with a Mercedes Sprinter van, and installs them at the Red Roof.  The next day they are driven 60 miles to Niagara Falls.

There are always two groups, one a day ahead of the other, filling 10 to 15 rooms. A local DJ offers Chinese Karaoke on Saturday night, in the dining room.  First they belt out the lyrics to Chinese songs, but quickly change over to modern North American pop songs, which they attempt to sing phonetically.  It’s amusing.  Most of them can’t speak a word of English.

On Sunday morning, the drunk who couldn’t speak English, is hung-over, but loudly spewing O Solé Mio phonetically in Italian into the parking lot at 6 AM. I knew that Japanese are renowned for taking lots of pictures.  These people took photos and videos of everything, including two crab-apple trees, and the crab-apples on the ground by the entrance.

Because regional airports are favored by folks like smugglers and terrorists, there was a significant Homeland Security building right across the street, and the county sheriff’s office was just beyond the neighboring hotel. Unlike our trip two years ago, to the ‘hood’ in Detroit, this time there was no need for armed security patrols.

The telephone booking clerk told me that I was getting ‘just a plain room’, so we took along the Koolatron – only to find a refrigerator in the room. We took food for breakfasts – to be told that the hotel provided a hot breakfast – eggs, sausage, cereal, bagels, bread, juice and fruit.

One of the non-Chinese diners stopped the night-clerk and asked her if she remembered a Sorel Boot plant out where new plaza now sits. I cut parts for Sorel Boots for the hometown Kaufman Footwear, until they went bankrupt, and I had to find a new job in ’85.  I didn’t know they had a plant in Batavia.  I guess it got torn down and paved over.

The City of Batavia has some old and interesting buildings, which I took photos of. (So there, you Chinese tourists!)  If you’d like to come back in about a week, I’m going to post a mostly photo-blog.

This trip was enjoyable, entertaining and educational for me. I hope you got a little from it also.

9 thoughts on “Big Adventures In A Small Town

  1. BrainRants says:

    I have to admit that two Tim Horton’ses (pl?)(I’m a writer) cannot be too bad.


  2. Jim Wheeler says:

    Enjoyed your travelogue, Archon, especially the Chinese vacationer aspect. I was struck by the evidence of a truism: people crave the different. The usual is not interesting in the telling, it’s a social thing. Hence the photography.

    I submit that this same phenomenon is responsible for the rise of the immensely popular theme parks. People are transported to something exotic that they can re-live and socialize over for years. Too bad, then, that the world is homogenizing. First it was Coca Cola in France and now it’s MacDonald’s and Walmart everywhere. I even notice that Syrian refugees dress like everyone else. And as you note, pop music and other culture is also spreading.

    I haven’t been inside a Tim Horton’s but I’m sure it’s only a matter of time. Will they let me take pictures in there?


    • Archon's Den says:

      Many people want different, but, just a little bit different, safely different. That’s why theme-park rides look dangerous, but really aren’t, until Fabio hits a goose with his face.
      Even Coca-Cola in France, and McDonalds in Russia still leave room for that little bit of difference – Big Mac with Cabernet??
      I’d accept as refugees, the Syrians who look like us. It’s the ones in the niqabs and hijabs, and kyeffis (and AK-47s) who need to be carefully screened.
      American Tim Horton’s are still a bit different from the Canadian ones, but I’m sure that if you ever get one near you, you’ll find it quite welcoming. Not only will they let you take pictures, but you can download them to your laptop, and post them online using the free Wi-Fi, and share, and like to your heart’s content. 🙂

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  3. Gee, Archon, I’ve lived 45 minutes from Batavia for 63 years, and you learned more about it in one day than I have in all those years. I’ve been through Batavia a million times on the Thruway, but never had reason to stop there.

    And I was afraid you’d be bored in Batavia!


    • Archon's Den says:

      Take one observant and nosy old geezer, add a couple of bouts of insomnia, stir in a friendly, talkative, bored, lonely night clerk, and the only reason I don’t know the Mayor’s jock-strap size, is because I stuck my fingers in my ears and went, “La, La, La!”
      I’m never bored wherever I go. You’ve been past Batavia. You’ve never been exiled there. The real downtown is a mile south of the Thruway. They even had gas right in front of the motel, and cheaper than in Buffalo.
      I think you, and most of my readers, will find the photo-blog interesting. 🙂


  4. […] to make it more easily accessible by tourists like Zou.  If this was one of the Chinese picture-takers from Batavia, I’m surprised he didn’t just move it to […]


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