Flash Fiction # 81

Piano

PHOTO PROMPT © Jan W. Fields

IN THE KEY OF F. U.

As a young lad, my parents provided me with piano lessons.

My teacher thought I was very musically declined.

After three years of intense study, I could finally….spell P.I.A.N.O.

Soon, I could carry a tune….in my studies briefcase.

I learned to play piano by ear. It sounded better than when I used my fingers.

As piano players go….I was often ordered to.

A neighbor once requested that I play ‘Far, Far Away’….preferably the next county.

The best thing that I ever played was….the radio.

When I decided to become an accountant, the Mayor gave me the key….to a different city.

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And there you have the history of my musical career. Despite Rochelle’s theme, sadly, little of it is fiction.

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Go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple site and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story.

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22 thoughts on “Flash Fiction # 81

  1. Dan Antion says:

    I like “The best thing that I ever played was….the radio.” That sums up my musical ability nicely.

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  2. Dear Archon,

    This is hilarious from title to ending line. Thanks for the laughs.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  3. Lynda says:

    You’ve put a smile on my face this morning, Archon. I am imagining there are many of us who could identify with your words on musical talent.

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  4. BrainRants says:

    When mp3 players were a thing, I could play one of those.

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  5. Jim Wheeler says:

    I can play ear worms. It’s just as well, though, that only I can hear them. 🙄

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  6. I think I see myself here.. Except the accountant – I knew it was something wrong with me.

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  7. gahlearner says:

    Heheheh. You play the piano and I sing. We’ll be famous… for emptying crowded places. Great take, thanks for the good laugh.

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  8. liz young says:

    A history in a series of one-liners – very clever!

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  9. Margaret says:

    Lots of fun. At least he didn’t give up trying.

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  10. Dale says:

    Soooo… no Mozart, eh?
    This was a fun one!

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