PHOTO PROMPT – © Ted Strutz
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT
Danny’s bunch of guys were a good crew. Many of them had been with him since he started his own little construction/renovation company.
With a little ingenuity, a discarded toilet, and an old trailer, he provided a Porta-Potty for the men at work sites. He had it emptied every week, and definitely before he parked it in his driveway between contracts. Still….his wife complained of the odor. “If you don’t correct the problem, I’ll do something to make it smell nicer.”
And so, he came out to find this.
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Go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple site and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story.
Archon's Den 
Dear Archon,
When I chose this photo I saw titles such as yours on the horizon. Your story’s amusing and it’s nice to see you didn’t waste words. 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
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I had to
shit and stinksit and think about them for a while. 😉 😯LikeLike
cool! A planter with its own fertilizer! Good one!
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Very soon, all the flowers will be yellow. 😳
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Inventive woman!
I hate to think how it smelt after a week at the work sites 🙂
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Ugh…
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He learned to park it downwind. 😉 🙄
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giggles… a wife’s revenge indeed.
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Not so much ‘revenge’, as a demonstration of a difference in perceptions and priorities….Okay! maybe with a little revenge thrown in. 😆 😯
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ingenuity at its best!
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I think wifey’s ingenious. After replanting the flowers, he might have to buy about 500 of those pine-flavored car-deodorizers. 😆
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Weekly clean out… how many guys using it? Ugh…
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I envisioned 6 to 8, and an airplane-type flush. No 3 to 4 gallons per tinkle. A 100 gallon holding tank – and a heavy-duty exhaust fan. 😯 😆
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Ha hahahahahahah!
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Well, when wifey don’t want to take any more crap….
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Who are you, and how have you been reading my mail??! 😆
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Ha-ha {Simpson laugh} Great story!
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If I don’t have pictures of puppies or kittens, I write a story about marital strife….and everyone laughs, ruefully. Thanx for the visit. 🙂
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Hehe, the wife sure has interesting ideas. Next time, maybe he finds another place to park his portapotty. Great story, you make me feel sympathy for Danny and his wife, both.
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