Two, No Trump


In honor of The US Presidential campaign.


Hillary Clinton is out jogging, and she
encounters a man with some puppies. She asks
the man what kind of puppies they are, and the
man responds, “They’re Democrat puppies.”

Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day
she brings Bill to see these puppies for himself.
She asks the man to tell Bill what kind of puppies
they are, and he responds, “They’re Republican puppies.”

She looks puzzled and says, “Yesterday, you told me
they were Democrat puppies.” The man
smiles and says, “Yesterday, they were.
But today, they have their eyes open!”


Rev. Jerry Falwell was seated next to Bill Clinton
on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne,
the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

The First-Husband-to-be asked for a whiskey & soda,
which was brought and placed before him.
The attendant then asked the minister if he would
also like a drink. The minister replied in
disgust, “Ma’am, I’d rather be savagely raped by a
brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!”

Bill then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, β€œI’m sorry, I didn’t know there
was a choice. I’ll have the same thing he’s


4 thoughts on “Two, No Trump

  1. Jim Wheeler says:

    Very good, Archon, except you got the political parties backwards! πŸ˜‰


    • Archon's Den says:

      I might have got it mixed up because of all the smoke and mirrors surrounding the campaign. The thought of Trump coming out on top has probably opened a lot of eyes. πŸ˜‰ 😯


    • Archon's Den says:

      It’s hard to find ‘Hillary’ jokes online, but the site I mine for my comedy is still chock-full of ‘Bill-in-office’ ones.
      “Mr. Clinton, did you instruct Miss Lewinsky to lie?”
      “Words weren’t what I put in her mouth.”


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