Real Canadian Whine – Eh?

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Some time after the recent election of the drama-queen-student-instructor, Justin Trudeau, as Prime Minister of Canada – The Next Generation, I received the following letter.


Dear Friend:

We have the honor of being on a Committee to raise five million ($5,000,000) for a statue of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, to be placed in the Canadian Hall of Fame in Ottawa, Ontario.

The Committee has been in a quandary as to where to place the statue. It was felt unwise to place it beside the statue of Sir Wilfrid Laurier, who never told a lie, nor too close to that of Sir John A. MacDonald, who never told the truth.  Trudeau can never tell the difference.

We have finally decided to place it beside the statue of Christopher Columbus, the greatest leader of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and, upon arriving, did not know where he was. When he returned home, he had no idea where he had been.  And he did it all on borrowed money.

It is reported that Prime Minister Trudeau is considering a change in the Liberal Party’s emblem, from a Maple Leaf, to a Condom. The Condom stands for inflation, halts productivity, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives a false sense of security while one is being screwed.

If you are one of those fortunate few who has any money left after paying your grocery and gasoline bills, we will expect a generous donation as your contribution to this worthwhile project.


Yours very truly,




To All My American Readers;

Don’t despair. I’ll get around to insulting your leader soon enough.  😛

10 thoughts on “Real Canadian Whine – Eh?

  1. 1jaded1 says:

    I’m glad I continued reading. The first paragraph sounded so official that I felt my BP going up. The rest made it go down.


    • Archon's Den says:

      I’m glad you finished it. I’ve sometimes wondered about putting up warnings, like, “Danger – Sarire Ahead”, or even, “End of joke. Laugh Here.” So much of (my) humor depends on the final twist, that preparing the readers, defuses/diffuses the yuks. 😆


  2. You can use the same letter – just change the name and location.


  3. shimoniac says:

    Honestly, I agree a strange word to use in connection to politicians, the above letter could stand for 99% of our elected officials. :mrgreen:


  4. BrainRants says:

    Do Obama next.


  5. […] a comment about my recent, less-than-glowing satire about the boy King Tut Justin Trudeau, Canada’s second-youngest Prime Minister, BrainRants, always […]


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