Caller to distress line gets recorded message
‘It’s fortunate I wasn’t in crisis’
Then why in Hell were you calling the distress line? To find the time of the next bus??! When I saw the headline, I thought it referred to the 911 line. When I read it, it turned out to be a suicide prevention hotline, and I cut a little bit of slack.
Still, like idiots who overload the 911 line with complaints that McDonalds didn’t put onions on their Big Mac, if you call a suicide hotline when you’re NOT in crisis, somebody with a bottle of pills, or a car running in the garage can’t get through, and gets the recorded message that you complained of.
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“If Batmans parents are died how can he be here? The writers didn’t think this threw.” With a picture of Superman, that he’d captioned, “I got to get out off this planet.” (signed) Capt. Darkfeir
Well, if Superman’s going, I’m going with him. I know that this is probably a gamer-boy, still living in his mom’s basement, but, if we’ve got people so lazy and dumb that they can’t/won’t read the back-story to a comic book, society is doomed.
It didn’t occur to him that Bruce Wayne was already 10, when he witnessed his parents’ murder, but he believes himself so smart that he’s spotted a contradiction that no-one else has noticed for 80 years.
I almost left the planet when I saw his ‘parents are died’ construction, and ‘threw’ for ‘through’ usage. The Superman caption needs some work, although maybe he wants to be Capt. Darkfeir, instead of ‘fire.’
A local man is a powerful bicycling proponent. He rides his bike everywhere in the city. Recently, his 18-year-old daughter was on her way to school. She rode her bike without a helmet, on the wrong side of the road, and failed to stop at an intersection. She was struck and killed by a turning car. Now he is demanding that some level of government ‘train all young cyclists in bike safety.’
Another man took his 3-, and 5-year-old sons into a busy Tim Horton’s Coffee Shop and ordered a tea. The clerk placed it on the counter in front of him. Too distracted to pay attention to either his tea or his kids, the tea somehow got knocked over onto the 3-year-old, severely scalding him. Now he’s whining about, “Why did Tim’s make the tea so hot?” After that dumb bitch cooked her crotch some years ago, see warning on all cups, “Caution! Contents may be hot.”
When, oh when, will asshats like Bicycle Bob, and Koffee-Shop Klutz, take responsibility for their actions and offspring, and not try to palm it off onto government or business?
Last year I mentioned that there was about a 200 square foot portion of my back yard where the grass had been supplanted by millet, from seeds that birds had spilled from a feeder. The above photo shows what that section of lawn(?) looked like, just before the first mowing this spring.
That’s all the random rants for the moment. We now return to my regularly organized confusion. 😉