I haven’t done a post about ‘interesting’ spam for a while, because I haven’t received any interesting spam for a while. Same-old, same-old! I decided to dig this old one out. This interesting lady popped up in the middle of a comment thread about something else entirely.
Hi. Would you please write a post about how easy (or hard) it would be for my ex-husband to hack into my phone or computer? Also what I would need to do to ensure my phone and computer are secure?
Thanks, your advice and help would be much appreciated.
- Archon’s Den says:
I’ll get right on that. While I’m busy protecting your phone, would you use it to contact the Canada Revenue Agency, and get them to double my pension? 😳
- Penny says:
the most logical and likely explanation is that you are my ex-husband and all that time I thought I was talking to someone else it was actually him fucking with my head. What a tangled web.
I don’t think I gained a new follower, as much as a new stalker! 😯 I wish her and her phone and computer the best of luck against her evil Ex. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to harass such a logical, undemanding person.
Have you had an interesting, entertaining spam recently? Feel free to share it in the comments.