HOW THE GRINCH SOLD CHRISTMAS
Christians own the entire Christmas season!
That’s what he told me when I mentioned Hanukkah, Ramadan, Kwanzaa, Yule, Solstice, Boxing Day, New Years, and even Japanese Bonenkai.
There was no Biblical “Love Thy Neighbor.” He’d have none of that inclusive ‘Happy Holidays’ crap. It was ‘Merry Christmas’ only, or return the Inquisition.
How dare those heathens celebrate when he wanted to celebrate, even if Christ was really born in April? He even bad-mouthed the Orthodox. Christmas was the 25th – but he wanted the whole month.
I looked around the ‘Good Christian’s’ shop. Bah! Humbug! Merry Merchandising, and a Happy Capitalism.
My apologies for a non-original, variation on a theme. The first, and hopefully only, Op-Ed letter from someone much like the sadly non-fictional shopkeeper above, was just published. It seems the more insecure the Christian Fundamentalist is about his beliefs, the less he wants to admit that other religions or even variations of opinion have the right to exist. He would be appalled to be compared to the likes of ISIS, or al-Qaeda.
A happy and joyous season to all of you, and I hope that none of us meets one of these Grinch’s trainers. 😀