You just know that a darkness-loving troglodyte like me would be fascinated with being underneath things, and by;
With tunnels and the like, I am intrigued not merely with the fact that I am under, but what (specifically) is over.
At a place in England, it is necessary for a narrow-boat canal to cross a river. It does so on a multi-arched aqueduct. It is fascinating to see photos or video of a west-bound river steamer passing directly beneath a south-bound canal boat.
When we had tired of going from Windsor to Detroit, or back, on the big bridge, and driving above ships in the river, I decided to try the tunnel. While it’s a little more distance, back then, the connection to I-75 was quicker and easier. I never worried about the tunnel collapsing, but it was interesting to think that I might be driving directly under a 1000-foot-long lake freighter.
When we used to go to Niagara Falls, down at the other end of Lake Erie, I took the opportunity to return home via a tunnel under the Welland Canal. It’s possible that I drove under that same freighter from Detroit.
It costs a lot of money to dig a road tunnel, especially through rock. Most of the American Interstate system, at least in the eastern mountains, goes around them. One exception is I-40, from Knoxville, Tenn. into North Carolina. There are two tunnels within a few miles – but only if you’re travelling East. If you’re heading West, at one of the tunnels, the divided highway hangs along the side of the mountain. Being in the tunnel there, only means that you’re under pine roots and raccoon shit.
We came through Pittsburgh one time, following the Interstate down the edge of the river, 30/40 feet higher than the water. I-376 suddenly crosses the river, and plunges into the side of a 150 foot stone cliff on the other side, and doesn’t seem to come up for air until you’re almost into Indiana.
It’s one thing, especially at spaghetti-junction highway interchanges, to be driving underneath other cars or even big transport trucks. On the west side of town, the Conestoga Expressway passes under not only several surface streets, but the main railroad line, so I’ve driven under trains.
To accommodate our new street-railroad system, two of the major, downtown streets have been excavated under the rail line, so I’ve had even more opportunities to drive under trains. A couple of blocks from the daughter’s place, there is an old, shallow underpass, where I’ve often driven under trains. I try to be sure that, when I drive under something, I can get all the way out the other side. Despite signs warning of “Low Underpass,” a couple of times a year, THIS happens.
There’s an underpass like this, somewhere in the States, that’s so famous that it has its own website. With a name like ‘elevenfootsix.com’, you can access it and watch live video from a traffic-cam, or access archived footage and photos.
At least twice a week, some big-rig, or local delivery truck like the one above, rips the top off and gets stuck. There must be a Ryder truck-rental agency upstream, because every second truck is a (now-damaged) Ryder. It’s (almost) amusing to watch RVs swoop under it, but peel off roof-mounted canoes or air-conditioning units.
I have finally driven under an airplane. One day, coming around the Expressway, on a sunny, cloudless day, suddenly I was in a shadow, and then out again. What was that?? Ah….a 20-passenger commuter plane, heading for the local airport. But it’s mid-afternoon, and the sun is off to the west, so I wasn’t directly under it, merely in its shadow.
All that changed on my most recent drive to Ottawa, to visit the Grandson. The highway goes past a Canadian Forces Airbase, and there were two big military transport planes angling in for a landing, 45° ahead and to my left. Can I? Can I? I hope!
The first one crossed the highway and went to final approach. A minute later and a mile further east for me, and lower and nearer for the second….VOOOM! I went right under him! When a C-16 cargo plane passes 200 feet above you, there’s no mistake. The sonic vibrations pounded me and the car. I could see his nose out the passenger side, while his tail was still on my driver’s side.
Small things do indeed amuse small minds. It’s better than being under suspicion, under investigation, under the influence, under arrest, or under a misapprehension. What things would you admit to being under? 😕
By the way: Happy New Years guys. The best of good wishes for the coming year, and thanx for your ongoing company and support. 😀
I wish you a happy new year as well, Archon, even though I am “under” the impression that it’s going to look a lot like 2017. 😉
Somebody said to me, “Cheer up! Things could be worse.” So I cheered up. Sure as shit, things got worse. 😯 I’m afraid to look; are Trudeau the Younger, and Mac-and-Cheese-Head Trump still out there?
Ah well, the sun will come out from under the clouds. I’m sure that it will be a GREAT year. Thanx for sticking with me. 😀