DOUBLE THE PLEASURE DESTRUCTION
DOUBLE THE FUN
To have one rambunctious teenage son was….interesting. To have two – and twins – was stressful. So different, and yet so much the same – and so competitive. She almost needed a counsellor on speed-dial, and Valium in a Pez dispenser. One for her; one each for the boys.
The contractor had said that the cost to repair the “Me first! No, Me!” front door would be reasonable, but would take a week. Their automobile dealer said that the now-air-conditioned car would financially be another matter entirely.
Smart Car???! If they’d been smart, they’d have bought an old Police van with handcuff restraints.
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Got to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple site and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story.
Nice take on that photo, Archon. The story made me laugh.
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This tale was about rowdy boys. Could you do one about three ‘angelic’ girls that we could all laugh at? 😳
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I never had 3 “angelic” girls, so I wouldn’t even know where to start.
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Despite feeling sorry for the mother’s frustrations, I had to laugh when I read this! Well done.
Susan A Eames at
Travel, Fiction and Photos
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Thanx for the read. I sent my own mother a posthumous ‘I’m sorry.’ 🙄
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I’m doubtful a Smart Car could possibly cause that type of damage.
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You underestimate the inventiveness and dedication of other people’s kids….or maybe that was an IED in Kabul??! Does the place look familiar? 🙂
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Looking at the two broken doors in MY house, I feel this one. Feel it big time!
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Teenager, especially boys, can very expensive. I know. I was one! 😳
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Seriously… I am one of three girls. Let us just say it was very different…
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Yep, double the fun, double the tidying up, chaos, mess. I can vouch for this – fortunately mine aren’t old enough to drive yet…!
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Fortunately, mine are past this stage, even the grandson. You have my sympathies – but no CrowdFunding. 😯
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🙂
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An old police van better than a Smart car? Definitely! In fact, anything’s better than a Smart car! Nice story, Archon. BTW are the handcuffs for the kids or for Dad, to stop him murdering the twins?
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Handcuffs for Dad??! Hmmm…. An alternate use that I hadn’t considered.
As long as all three are not chained up together, like a WWE cage match. 😛
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Brilliant , smart interpretation 🙂
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Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who was the most destructive teenager of all??!
Fortunately, not me – but I got my licks in. 😳
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Ha… I could imagine that door being crashed… the valium in a pez dispenser was a good image.
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I got my inspiration at a Three Stooges festival. 😳 🙄
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Dear Archon,
I raised three boys. Thankfully none of them were twins. I loved idea of Valium in a Pez dispenser.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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