PHOTO PROMPT © Jilly Funell
BIRD BRAIN
I think that my pouter pigeon would make a great presidential candidate. He couldn’t be worse than the one we have now.
He could be the bird brain who struts around on his tiny hands feet, with his chest puffed out, thinking that he was God’s gift to all females. He would be the unending source of incomprehensible tweets.
He’d constantly have Washington, and the world, all aflutter, and produce lots of unintelligible noise and great streams of bullshit guano. Dab a little cheese sauce on his head, and the average American MAGA voter would elect him in a second.
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Go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple site and use her Wednesday photo as a Prompt to write a complete 100 word story.
Archon's Den 
Hahaha! Loved the satirical sarcasm! 😉
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If I can’t get creative, I can get snarky…. and me a well-mannered Canadian. 😉 😆
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Nice use of metaphor…more parallels than those of us to your South would like to admit. I love the bird imagery and then, of course, Twitter! Cheeze Whiz is the perfect touch. Funny and none too flattering.
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Thanx for the visit, and the kind words. 🙂
As irritating as he can be, I think I might prefer Trump to the drama student Prime Minister that Canada must endure. 😯
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Interesting take on the prompt. Nice job
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Thanx, (I assume) guy. Let’s do this again next week. 😀
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Yes. it is on my calendar.
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Brutal analogy!
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But quite correct, I believe. Thanx for stopping by. 🙂
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I feel your pain – we have a dubious bunch of the pigeon people in the UK who talk guano and do that chest-out and strutting thing to a tee. Meanwhile they try to peck out the single hen who’s trying to sort it all out. At least I think she’s trying. I’m not sure of anything political any more.
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Oh dear, Trump is contagious. 😯 Sorry about that, but thanx for stopping around to see what people have made of your photo. 🙂
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Interesting take.
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Thanx for complimenting my Flights of Fancy© Flash Fiction. 🙂
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I’ve always thought Cheeto, but Cheese Whiz works just as well. As for the pigeon, he’d probably lose the guano war. Washington is floating in it these days….
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We just spent a week in the DC area. We had to stay outside the ring road. It was piled pretty high downtown. 😯
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I love visiting DC, but sadly I have no desire to right now.
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