Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the most useless Word (Of the Week) in the English language. It is
SOLMIZATION
Music. The act, process, or system of using certain syllables, especially the sol-fa syllables, to represent the tones of the scale.
Solmization comes from French solmization, a derivative of solmiser “to (sing) sol-fa.” The system of solmization is attributed to Guido of Arezzo (c995-1049), a Benedictine monk from Arezzo, Tuscany, who also invented the staff notation used in Western music. Solmization entered English in the 18th century.
While the system is used thousands of times a day, I have never heard of it being identified or given credit for by this name. The act, or process, which Good Old Guido developed/invented/applied, occurred exactly once – never previously, and never since. This is a definition which Jim Wheeler will probably dislike, because it’s a one-off.
Somebody had to go to the trouble to come up with a label for a thing which occurred with the same frequency as those infinite monkeys, banging out Shakespeare on infinite typewriters. (You’d think that somebody’d give them word-processors and keyboards these days.) I’m not surprised that it came to English through the surrender-monkey French. They’ve got lots of time to sit around, eating snails and mouldy cheese, and being pretentious.
I may have to give my Word-program Spellcheck a slap upside the head. Whenever I type in this word, it insists that it should be ‘solmisation’, even though my dictionary site spells it with a Z for both British and American English. As noted above, even French spells it my way.
I’m going to spell it ‘lazy weekend‘, but I’ll see you back here Monday, with the next A To Z Challenge letter. 😀
Agreed. That’s pretty damned useless….
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The only one possibly more useless – ‘Trump supporter’ 😆
That’s ‘Trudeau supporter’ in Canadian. 😯
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And my “corrector” is always trying to replace my ‘esses’ with ‘zeds”…
Truly a worthless word. I concur.
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I thought that this post would be its fifteen minutes of fame, but having seen The Kardashians, now it will be starring in its own comedy series next year. 😯
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I’ll try to use that word in my next conversation with a total stranger – and hope I don’t get arrested for it. I doubt the cops would know what it means, either.
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Go ahead and drop it on some stranger. I’d like to know what happens. This word doesn’t even benefit by being used on my side of the border. Canadian cops are better mannered – but dumber. 😯 “Excuse me sir. Did you just shoot that gentleman?”
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