’18 A To Z Challenge – U

uvula

I luv my Uvula.  It’s that dangly body part that women, as well as men, have.  I thought that it was about as useful as a ‘Best of Keeping Up With the Kardshians DVD, non-functional, merely a plaything for Ear, Nose and Throat doctors, good only for silly cartoons.

Then I desperately needed a word starting with U for the Challenge, and didn’t want to use one that was merely “un” something – unusual, uninspired, unmoving – and had to actually do some research.

Uvula Function:  The main function of uvula is to prevent food going through the breathing passage while you swallow. The uvula function also involves articulation of your voice to form sounds of speech. The uvula functions along with the back of the throat, palate, and air coming up from the lungs to produce a gruffy and other sounds.

Did you know that newborn babies have no need for a uvula??  When we are first born, our throats actually have two separate tubes – one to the lungs, and one to the stomach.  This is why babies can constantly nurse, yet continue breathing.  Only later does throat tissue shrivel to produce one, somewhat dangerous passage.

I’ve got to add that to the (rather large) list of things to mention to the next “Intelligent Design” idiot that I debate.  One of the most famous of them, over the course of a couple of years, gave a number of speeches and produced a few videos, using the banana to “Prove” the existence of God.

‘See how they just fit the curve of the hand, and are just the right size for our mouths, and they’re so nutritious and good for us – GOD must have designed them with us in mind.’

He recently ceased this silliness when an Atheist icon pointed out that the modern banana has only been in existence for several hundred years, and came into its current form through genetic manipulation by human beings.  😳

5 thoughts on “’18 A To Z Challenge – U

  1. I never knew that about babies – and I thought I knew everything! I personally think separate breathing and eating tubes make sense, and I fail to understand why someone decided they should be joined into one as a person grows up.

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    • Archon's Den says:

      I once heard my Dad brag that, between him and his brother, they knew absolutely everything. The listener said, “Oh yeah smart guy, exactly how high above sea level is that hill?”
      Dad told him that was something only his brother knew. “Well, where’s your brother?” In British Columbia, I think. That’s something else only he knows. 😆

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  2. Dale says:

    I can understand the soft head of a baby to allow it to grow… why oh why the body has to modify itself so that two tubes become one? So that Archon has a great word to use for his U challenge!

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    • Archon's Den says:

      My gravity well just attracts good fortune. I turned down a bottle of water that the tech at the eye doctor’s offered. I said that too much liquid would dilute my magnificence. 😉 😛
      BTW: The eye operation seems to have gone well. I have to return early in the morning for examination, but I get to keep my pirate patch, at least for a while. 😀

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