PHOTO PROMPT © Renee Heath
A MAJORITY OF ONE
I’m glad the wives agreed to this weekend away. They probably think we’re just drinking beer, and telling fart jokes. I love my wife, but…. my ears were tired. The average woman uses twice as many words in a day as a man.
It’s so nice to be out here all by myself with Nature, – uh, and you guys…. Whuh?? Okay! I’ll be quiet. I know how. One time, as a kid, I almost starved. Wouldn’t tell my parents I was hungry. Pass me another beer, willya? I think those beans we had for supper are startin’ to come through.
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Click above to hear Eric Carmen extol his solitude, and go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple site and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story.
