Typical Politician


I recently met an atypical politician, or at least that’s what she claimed. She was pleased that she was introduced, not as a local politician, but rather as ‘our elected representative.’ She claims that she and her government want to do things a little differently.

Bardish Chagger PC MP is a Canadian politician who is the Member of Parliament for the riding of Waterloo. She is the current Leader of the Government in the House of Commons and the former Minister of Small Business and Tourism.

While she may want to change things, it was evident early that she has many of the earmarks of the ‘Typical Politician.’ She attended a recent brunch meeting of the local Free Thinkers group. She was to talk to them about the separation of Church and State.

She was born here in Ontario. I have heard her disparaged as a (Muslim) Paki. I thought that she was a (Hindu) Indian, until she showed up with a male Sikh aide. A member videotaped the meeting for posterity. Used to many media scrums, she quickly clipped on the mic-pack herself.

When she arrived, she went around two large tables, shaking hands and speaking to about 25 members individually. Before beginning her talk, she slyly mentioned that she would take any questions and answer any concerns that anyone had. An hour and a half later, we’d talked about everything except Church and State. The moderator had to butt in, and present her with two specific concerns, and let her get back to him about them later.

While not a ‘prepared speech,’ she probably had a good mental picture of what she wished to present. She’s quite intelligent, and well-spoken, with no hesitations in speech, or ‘ums’ or ‘ahs’. She and her aide made a good team. She stood up front, and dealt with the crowd, and their concerns. He hovered, almost unnoticed in the background with his Smart phone, making sure he noted each question, and getting people’s names, and contact information, and assuring that they had hers.

She told us that young Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau was trying to decentralize the office. She said that no-one entered his chamber, only to be told, “This is the way we’re going to do it.” Rather, she said, he was grooming people like her to be assistant PMs or perhaps the next Prime Minister. She was encouraged to approach him with a proposed plan of action. I gave her a line that a company President once gave me, “Don’t come to me with a problem. Come to me with a solution.” She said that she liked the sentiment, would use it herself, and probably pass it on the Prime Minister.

Before she began her little speech at 10:30 AM, she told us that an aunt had died, and she would have to leave by 11:30 – 11:40 at the latest – to pay her respects. At 12:10, she was still going back around the tables, shaking hands and currying favor like a typical politician. She had a dead body to deal with, but she was still glad-handing her way out of this room full of intelligent, knowledgeable, influential voters.

Niagara bridge

The problem with wanting to do things differently, is that there are some jobs that just have to be done ‘that way’. If you promise people that you will walk a tightrope over Niagara Falls, it is quicker, easier and safer to get in a car, and drive across the bridge. You have to change people’s expectations.

The makeup of Trudeau’s cabinet is 50% female, a figure which he is proud of. I was amazed that so many women would be fool enough to want to play, what is still, essentially, an Old (White) Boys game. I can only hope that the inclusion of women and minorities in Government can make Canada a kinder, gentler, fairer place to live, and we can send all our fence-builders down to the States, to work for Trump, but I cynically wait for proof. 😳


Shortly after I composed this, she put her shapely foot in her mouth. A member of the Opposition ambushed her as she left the Chamber, and demanded to know what she and her Government were doing about the spate of opioid deaths. His riding had had 38 such fatalities in the last year.

Apparently without thinking, she said, “Oh, that’s not bad.” Now, any deaths are to be mourned or prevented. What she meant was that, the average per riding is between 60 and 70. The Waterloo Region riding had 73 in that same period, but she had to backpedal quickly, as the political-points game was played.


Canada also has a too big to fail transportation company which does considerable sales overseas. Canada has laws against bribes and kickbacks, but this company operates in places where that’s the expected way to do business.

Our handsome young, trust-fund Prime Minister’s female Attorney General caught wind of these nefarious dealings, and started an investigation. He, and several of his senior staff, urged her to quietly sweep it under the rug, but she persisted. The PM had her removed from her post, and slapped with a non-disclosure writ, but it reached the media,

Rats immediately began deserting the sinking ship. Another woman resigned her post as Finance Minister in a fit of ethics, further damaging the PM’s vaunted 50% female Cabinet makeup. The PM’s senior secretary, supposedly the brains behind the throne, has also resigned. It appears that he, like the women, wants to be out of the range of shrapnel, when this thing explodes.

It seems that, the more they promise to do new things, in new ways, the more we get stuck with the same old post turtles. Typical!   😯

9 thoughts on “Typical Politician

  1. Until the system they run changes, politicians will always be politicians. I believe some get into public service with good intentions but the system beats them down and forces them to play the game to get anything done. But what do I know? I live in the states where Fox News set policy and truth isn’t truth.
    My head hurts.


    • Archon's Den says:

      This is why Donald Trump, and Ontario Premier Doug Ford are so hated. They refuse to play the old games, and proceed to change things, ruffling many feathers, and causing much rancor.
      The problem is that, while many of the things that they change are for the betterment of the people, some of the things they ram through are not. Be careful what you ask for. We’re damned if they do, and damned if they don’t. 😯


  2. rulesoflogic says:

    Politicians are simply responding to incentives. They must learn to excel at getting elected and re-elected, but incumbents are almost never held accountable for failure to govern.



    • Archon's Den says:

      This explains Trudeau’s broken promise to change ‘first past the post’ elections into percentage representative voting. They got elected to total power with the old system, and would not have that advantage with the other, so why change??! 👿

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  3. Jim Wheeler says:

    I say, old chap, I hadn’t before encountered the word “reading” in this context, so I looked it up. Curiosity aroused, I pursued the subject of British slang and ended up on a Wikipedia page on it. Now my brain is noticing more such words in news articles. For example, “Boffins discover new dust clouds in the solar system . . . ” Another I noted several years ago, the use of “one-off.” I wonder, are our linguistic cultures merging? Maybe we’ll all eventually end up talking like Rupert Murdock?


    • Archon's Den says:

      Jim, I’m confused (more than usual). I can’t seem to find any reference to “reading, in that context.” Was it possibly in someone else’s post?? If so, please send me a link. I watch(ed) considerable imported British ‘telly,’ and I’m always fascinated by the similarities and differences.
      I (finally) recently obtained an accurate definition of “rumpy-pump” sex.
      I doubt that the two language versions will ever merge. With the physical separation, as soon as we adopt some of their usages, and they, ours, we each generate new terms with old words that continue to confuzzle the other. 😯


  4. Jim Wheeler says:

    Sorry, I meant “riding”, not “reading”. As in,

    Bardish Chagger PC MP is a Canadian politician who is the Member of Parliament for the riding of Waterloo.

    I need to proof-read meself more. 😦


    • Archon's Den says:

      Ah, perhaps I should have twigged to that. Riding is definitely a British term that we Canadians accept without thinking about.
      Did you find the basis of it in your studies? Apparently it originally described a voting district of size and shape, that a man who was eligible to vote, could reach the polling station within a day’s horse-ride in any direction.
      Now I have a vision of Eskimos racing 100miles across ice and snow on snowmobiles. 😯

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