Flash Fiction #199

Gazebo

PHOTO PROMPT © Jan Wayne Fields

I’LL HUFF AND I’LL PUFF

What’s this thing supposed to be, IF, and when we get it finished – a Gaze-Bow?? …. gah-zee-boe?

Easy to assemble. Up in minutes. Right!! Like the minutes of the last sales meeting – they weren’t finished till a week later.

Insert strut A into cavity 7. Where’s you get this thing – IKEA??

Aargh! I’ll hold that side down. Do you have any bricks for ballast?

We should have assembled this in the garage, and then just dragged it out.

It’s all your fault. You should have known better than to buy something made by the Big Bad Wolf Tent and Awning Company.

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Go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple site and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story.

Friday Fictioneers

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12 thoughts on “Flash Fiction #199

  1. Rivergirl says:

    I despise those things. We bought one for a family reunion and it went sailing into the woods. We bought one years later for a yard sale and it went sailing into the ditch across the road. Maybe they’re actually meant to be sailboats and we’re using it incorrectly.

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  2. Dale says:

    Couldn’t help but chuckle through this one!

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  3. msjadeli says:

    Such a humorous take on the prompt.

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  4. oldpoet56 says:

    Nice writing, you can picture the story in minds eye as your are reading it.

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  5. granonine says:

    Oh, so funny 🙂 This week’s prompt has certainly provided us with lots of laughter.

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