PHOTO PROMPT © CEAyr
YOU CAN’T GET THERE FROM HERE
How do you get to the K-W Oktoberfest Parade??!
Well, I wouldn’t start from here.
Summer road construction diversions were completed in time for the autumn detours.
Just go around the big COVID Obstruction, then straight through the Bicycle Virtue-Signalling Snafu, where 5000 traffic cones have produced cycling lanes, but reduced miles of four-lane major streets to two-lane parking lots.
Seating in beer tents will be every third chair, and special Pandemic masks, with little holes to drink beer through straws will be provided.
Extra test kits, and extra hospital staff, will be on hand. Have fun, but stay safe. 👿
I published a post some years ago, https://archonsden.wordpress.com/2012/07/30/you-cant-get-there-from-here/ with the above title, describing traffic problems on local streets, which were laid out by cattle, rather than surveyors. The City has gotten bigger, but so have the traffic problems.
Last year, we had 700,000 people attend Oktoberfest in 9 days. At this time, the 2020 Oktoberfest is still a go. with – what is hoped are – sufficient safeguards. There will be no parade, and fest-halls will not be as crowded as elevators. The Oktoberfest Committee seem to be hoping that COVID – rather than a chunk of the population – will be dead by Canadian Thanksgiving, or a vaccine available.
My home is out on the West side of town, so that prevailing winds should blow any infection away from me. I’ve installed HEPA filters on the air intakes, and won’t be leaving the house for over a week. 😆
Go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple https://rochellewisoff.com/ site and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story.