“The best way to find out the purpose of a widget, is to ask the manufacturer.” So simple and yet so profound.
I have asked the manufacturer, many times, what the purpose of the widget is. I have received no answer from the top. I have received innumerable unbelievable claims from His many and varied sales reps, who stand to make a 10% commission.
Manufacturer: Please read the manual before inquiring. Remember…all claims are unbelievable when you don’t believe them. Most of our sales reps work for free while some do make a 10% “commission” to cover overhead costs…but since you didn’t spend a dime on anything, this is of no concern to you. As the manufacturer, so far you’ve only inquired many times and harassed the sales reps. Problems in many areas cannot be addressed if you refuse to take the necessary steps already directed by the manufacturer. Basically….it’s your fault. When you’re ready to put into action the things already directed by the sales reps….we can move forward with your request. Thank you and have a nice day!
With the best of intentions, you just don’t see the problem. I have read the manual – carefully, intently, repeatedly, over many years. I understand the sales reps’ confusion. Compared to it, Ikea’s is a paragon of clarity. I have never harassed the reps, although they often harass me. You, and the reps, would like to believe, and have others believe, that all the claims are identical.
I would love to take the “necessary steps”. It’s just that it is quickly clear that competing reps’ claims are contradictory, and mutually exclusive. Even when they agree, the promised quality and delivery of the final product violates observed reality, and arrives, at the exact frequency as blind chance. The Nigerian Prince can do that well. How then can I, or anyone, know which claims and conditions are true, that we may follow them??
I know that I am only a potential customer, but I dare to suggest that you cut back the budget of the Promotional Department, stop offering a free, magical prize in every glitzy package, and, instead, have Production grind out solid, reliable product.
I envy your writing skills and ability to analogize so impressively. But I can only point out that our “product” came to die in order to make it possible for all of our customers who choose to accept it to enjoy an (eternal) lifetime warranty. He then left an empty grave behind. If you have a proposed explanation for how that happened that makes sense of more of the evidence for His explanation, then please submit it. Best regards, A Rep.
That’s a debate for another day. Why not solve these problems first?? It might lend credence to any additional claims. While there ‘should be’ only one basic model, far too many representatives, with or without the knowledge or authorization of Head Office, take it upon themselves to create a whole customized ‘Product Line,’ adding non-standard options, and tighter lease restrictions. They can’t all be right, but they can all be wrong.
They urge me to take their product on faith. Faith is the excuse that people give, when they don’t have a good reason to believe. If they had a good reason, they would give it. If and when all the infighting has ceased, and there is one reputable path to truth, then, and only then, will I consider buying into this.
No, your entire prospect for enjoying our product depends entirely upon how you respond to this specific question. We certainly hope that you will take full advantage of our product but whether or you do, depends upon your response on this question. Best regards.
Did I miss something?? Which specific unspecified question would that be?? Is Jesus Divine? Is Jesus the Son of God? Is Jesus God? Is God one part – or three – or more? And we haven’t even got to the ‘Did He actually exist? Did He perform miracles? and, Do we have to dab Evian on our foreheads, and stick our left knee out when we go to visit him?’ The only question seems to be whether or not I will accept your specific delusion.
Even the architects of the Tower of Babel put down a solid foundation before they started building toward God. You could at least do the same.