Back in the old days, you young whippersnappers, I occasionally published ‘Remember When’ posts, to pump up my older readers’ nostalgia, and show the younger ones what they may be fortunate to have missed.
This year, for the letter B, I’ve decided to rant and rave about the
an imaginary wild animal of fierce disposition.
a person of uncouth or unconventional habits, attitudes, etc., especially one considered a menace, nuisance, or the like.
The word was coined, with the first meaning, about 1855 by the Anglican Deacon, the Reverend Charles Dodgson, hiding his identity as the author Lewis Carroll. Hide he should! He wrote about fantastical, imaginary creatures, and strange words that didn’t exist. In his Alice in Wonderland books, he has poor Alice eating magic mushrooms, and drinking absinth-like liquids which distort her perceptions and cause hallucinations, making her to seem to shrink and grow. The good pastor was a drug fiend.
From the original meaning has come the more recent value, and much of it may be due to recreational drug use. Nostalgiac and déjà vu terms for these people might include miscreant, or ruffian. Today’s paper printed three Op-Ed letters, and they were all about people who litter, especially the community trails.
One woman says that she and her husband go out (properly masked) for walks together. Each of them takes a store-issued plastic bag. They don’t get a block away, before both are stuffed full of picked-up trash. There are garbage pails each block, where the trail crosses a street, yet these lazy swine can’t wait even that long. Some clean up after their dogs…. and then toss the compostable bags into the undergrowth. Some of them hang up on bushes, making them look like Bizarro Christmas trees.
Forty years ago, one of the city’s mottos was, Kitchener – Klean As A Kitchen. More recently, one of the local newspaper wags has suggested, Kitchener – Klean As A Kow-shed. Spanking unruly children is no longer allowed, but I’d like to take a few of these Bandersnatches out behind the woodpile, and introduce their posteriors to a good length of flat maple. Would you like to watch the YouTube video? 👿