If somebody TPed your house – it wasn’t me!
If somebody in a gorilla mask, jumped out and growled when you got back to the office after COVID shutdown – it wasn’t me!
It was some other…
JOKER
a person who is fond of joking
a foolish or inept person.
especially: an insignificant, obnoxious, or incompetent person
I have long been a fan of the psychological value of humor and comedy. It can calm the mind, and cause endorphins to be released into the bloodstream that make people feel good. I don’t like to be called a Joker, like the Steve Miller Band song.
I’m a Joker
I’m a smoker
I’m a midnight toker
I gave that shit up a long time ago. I have enough trouble keeping my mind running smoothly. I don’t need any chemical enhancement.
I also don’t like the Jokester label. Like “Joker,” it carries too much hint of smart-ass pranks and practical jokes, which are only funny to the bullies who play them on innocent victims.
I much prefer to accept the label of Gagster, from the Lonnie Donegan song, Lively. (Oh what a gagster!)
a person who writes comic material for public performers.
a comedian who uses a patter of jokes and funny remarks.
So, you can rest assured that I am serious about being funny and looking after your mental and physical health, by posting lots of jokes. The next batch will be hot off the griddle next Monday. 😆
Thank you for posting jokes, you gagster, you! 😂 Blood Pressure goes down every time I read them. Hope you have a great week, Archon.
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You just wait till April, next year, tax-filing time, when I do the BEDA thing. There will be at least four extra comedy posts during the month. BOGO – Buy one, get another at the same low price. 😆
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Ok, GAnGSTER. Looking forward to your next batch of jokes 🤓😎
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So am I. I wonder what they’re about. 😉 😕
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You’ll get round to it! 😅
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We need jokes to relieve the stress of 2021.
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Then you’ve come to the right blog-site. For a minimal down payment, and low monthly fees, I’ll keep supplying comedy all year, until we’re laughing at Santa – and Christians who believe there’s a war against Christmas. 😯 🙂
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