Flash Fiction #263

PHOTO PROMPT © Sandra Crook

EXCESS TO REQUIREMENTS

It’s a good thing I’m retired, and have nowhere to go and all day to get there.  They’re hauling the raw material for Trump’s wigs away.  It’s going to a carpet factory to make new flooring for Kamala Harris’s office. Perhaps when it’s delivered, someone could teach her how to pronounce her name correctly.

Her Father, Kamal, pronounced his name, kah-mahl, so, properly, hers should be kah-mahl-ah.  I wonder if the chicken or the egg came first.  Someone would have us believe that there is no connection to Islam, and she’s a white Valley Girl, with a name resembling Pamela.

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Go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple site and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story

9 thoughts on “Flash Fiction #263

  1. James McEwan says:

    How many wigs does he have?

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  2. oneta hayes says:

    Ha. “I’m Walking the Floor Over You”

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  3. msjadeli says:

    I can tell you had a lot of fun with this one, Archon.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Lorraine says:

    The way climate change is going, he’ll need to pick a new medium for his wigmakers. Now I understand why I smelt burning when he spoke. I thought it was brimfire (due to his alliegiances), but it was hayfire. . .

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