UNDER THE BIG…. DISAPPOINTMENT
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and all non-specifically-gendered LGBTQ+ persons – welcome to the first All-P.C. Circus.
Rather than cotton candy, hot-dogs and caramel corn, we are providing kale salads and frozen, whipped tofu in a chia-based cone.
Instead of trained seals and lions, we have a solar-powered Jumbotron, showing happy animals living in harmony in the wild.
Midgets have been replaced by stature-challenged roustabouts holding colorful posters showing global warming and extinct species.
Our daring high-diver will leap from his lofty ivory tower into two feet of WOKE.
No Snowflakes will be melted during the presentation of our show.
Go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple site and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story.