I WOKE To A Problem

Just a little rant observation about what life is like these days.

I rolled out of bed early, with a smile on my face, and a song in my heart.

8:00 a.m. I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 The transgender ma..wom…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.

9:00 I’m on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the world in which we live today, and it is going to get much worse.

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11 thoughts on “I WOKE To A Problem

  1. That’s why I don’t make snow people. I just shovel my snow into my neighbor’s yards. That way, the mixed-race couple on one side and the single older white male are both pissed off. Equality achieved! 😀

    And maybe you have the wisdom to answer this. If extraterrestrials ever do come here, how do we refer to ourselves? “Human” contains man, a sexist term, “people” is too indefinite, and “residents of Earth” only means something to those who know this rock as Earth. (Personally, I say if ET ever does come to visit, our species’ name will be “toast”. 😉 )

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    • Archon's Den says:

      Tell your neighbors that the extra snow will melt, to deep-water their grass and flowers in the spring, for better lawns and gardens.
      If ETs visit Earth, it will prove that they are dumb enough to vote for Trump in 2024. 😉 😆

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      • Oh come on, this is a GREAT planet. Lotsa water – granted it’s all polluted – and vast amounts of oxygen and CO2 – laced with CO, methane, and more pollutants – and wide open ground – laced with lead, PCBs, and “forever chemicals” – and … and … damn, I gotta contact my people and get the heck off this rock!

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  2. Newbloggycat says:

    ᒄ₍⁽ˆ⁰ˆ⁾₎ᒃ♪♬ Do you wanna build a snowman? ♪(o´▽`o)ノ This is the best rant observation of the snowball effect 😝😂

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  3. rulesoflogic says:

    Woke is a cult. We have become a collection of cults.

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