Flash Fiction # 279

PHOTO PROMPT © David Stewart

A WEIGHTY PROBLEM

Paleo??!  Keto??!  Vegan??!  Ovo-Lacto??!  Why can I not find a diet to help me get rid of this Molson-muscle roof over my tool-shed?  Six-pack?  Looks more like a keg.

Visceral fat??!  Sounds gruesome!  What exactly is a calorie, and why do they want to take up residence around my beltline?

The doctor said to watch my food intake, so I put it right here by the computer – good stuff.  I’m beginning to like this COVID remote, working from home deal.  I don’t even have to walk to the bus stop anymore, or up to the office.  It’s to die for.

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22 thoughts on “Flash Fiction # 279

  1. 1jaded1 says:

    Lol @ “The doctor wanted me to watch my food intake, so I put it right here by my computer – good stuff.” That writing is good stuff. Now, I’m craving sunny side up eggs. Five more hours to wait.

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  2. The perils of working from home, I’m sure this is relatable to many.

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  3. The COVID weight gain from too much sitting.
    A great write on the results of it. Soon, we’ll have
    programs on how to get up and go. ha ha

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  4. shimoniac says:

    Orson Welles once said that his doctor forbade him from having intimate dinners for four, unless there were three other people present.

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    • Archon's Den says:

      Opera singer, Beverly Sills once ordered a 32 ounce steak at a restaurant. A dismayed friend said, “You’re not going to eat that alone, are you?”
      She replied, “Of course not, with a baked potato and salad.” 😉 😀

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  5. Rivergirl says:

    I’ve been watching my food intake these past two years of Covid. It’s been quite impressive….
    😉

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  6. Danny James says:

    Die might just be the right word.

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  7. Bill says:

    So tell me, “are you gunna eat that?” I still like the looks of that breakfast. Nicely done.

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  8. Margaret says:

    A chuckle in every paragraph, but a chill in the last sentence. Great story.

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  9. msjadeli says:

    Good description for a lot of folks these days. I haven’t seen too many losing weight with remote work.

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  10. Dear Archon,

    COVID certainly didn’t do anything for our waistlines, did it? I remember a whole lotta bread baking happening during lockdown.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  11. Archon's Den says:

    Bread??! Did someone say, Fresh bread? French toast??! 😎
    Do you know someone named Arconovich, or Arconovitz?? 😕

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