Flash Fiction #283

PHOTO PROMPT © Jan Wayne Fields

THERE’S ONE IN EVERY JOCKSTRAP

Yeehaw!!  It’s Canada Day, and, as usual, the city was celebrating with a big Multicultural Festival in the downtown park.

Bruce had spent most of the afternoon sampling the food and drink – perhaps too much.  He approached another food truck.  “Gimme two crispy tacos.”

I tell yu befoe, we no sell tacos.  Yu go way now please.

Okay, okay, don’t get yer serape in a twist!  Gimme a chicken quesadilla.  You got any’a that Japanzie beer, Kirin, in one of them kegs?

We no sell beer.  We sell flowah.

Sir!  Park Security. Please come with us.  You need a rest.

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25 thoughts on “Flash Fiction #283

  1. 1jaded1 says:

    Happy Canada Day. Be safe, Archon.

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  2. Rivergirl says:

    *waves hello to her northern neighbor*
    Happy Canada Day!
    🇨🇦

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  3. I hope you are enjoying your day, just not as enthusiastically as Bruce!

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  4. Bill says:

    Happy Canada Day. Fun story, but way too real. 🙂

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  5. Dale says:

    Happy Canada Day fellow Canuck.

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  6. Newbloggycat says:

    Hahaha flowah powah! 😜Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦 🍁 😊

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  7. granonine says:

    Sounds as if he’s had more than enough to drink 🙂

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    • Archon's Den says:

      Alcohol can remove inhibitions – like to having too much alcohol. Once started, it can be difficult to judge when to stop. For this guy – before he started would have been a good time. 😳

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      • granonine says:

        As a counselor, I worked with many who struggled with alcohol. Never having touched any of it myself, I had a lot to learn! There has been alcoholism in my family, which is part of the reason I’ve never wanted to try it. I’m very grateful for clients I had who were willing to share their journey with me, educating me about addiction and recovery.

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  8. authorfleurl says:

    Happy Canada Day from SE Queensland. Fun story, it reminds me of a festival or two I may or may not have frequented…

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  9. msjadeli says:

    A cute story. I’m glad he didn’t fall into the water.

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