No theme this week, so pensitivity101 wants to see where your imagination takes you with these.
- What is a bandana?
That is the industry term for the female leader/singer/writer of a rock musical group – someone like Chrissy Hynde of The Pretenders, lamenting the loss and urbanization of rural Ohio, in her song My City Was Gone.
2. What is a rum baba?
It’s what alcoholic sheep drink.
3. What is a marinade?
It’s a new flavor of cooling, summer drink, that tastes like seafood.
(And seagull shit, seal snot, whale sperm, and rotting kelp – sales are not good!)
4. What is an asset?
A pre-pubescent female Kardashian child. They usually have names only a drug dealer, or psychotherapist could love – like Chicago, Psalm, North, Saint, Penelope Scotland, True, or Reign)
5. Who was Apollo?
He was the male half of the former American pop singing duo, Paul and Paula, best known for their 1963 million-selling, number-one hit record, “Hey Paula”.
6. What is meant by BYOB?
Times are tough, and finances are tight, even among the monied elite. Unless you’re someone like Randy Andy, attending a NXIVM party, where all the willing female company is paid for, it means you have to Bring Your Own Bimbo.
7. What is a pekingese?
It’s my favorite variety of Chinese cuisine. The duck is tasty, if a bit dry and chewy. It’s hard to find a restaurant that serves it though. They only exist where stray cats are plentiful.
We no see you cat. You stop ask.
8. What is a crockpot?
This is the ridiculously wrong information, answers and opinions that you will receive from someone who just had their ‘medical marijuana’ prescription filled at one of the now ubiquitous cannabis dispensaries.
9. What is meant by upbeat?
This happens mostly, though not exclusively, in Southern, Appalachian, America.
(High School is open agin. Y’all git yer lazy ass outta bed and go, or ah’ll whup ya good!)
10. What does it mean to recycle?
It’s when you’ve had to give up working from home for a day and rode your bicycle all the way to the office – only to find that you’ve forgotten your office key at home.
Hahaha bring your own bimbo 😝😅Ahh…medical weed indeed 👍👻🤣
Since Canada legalized marijuana, there’s a dispensary in every strip mall, often frequented by sketchy-looking males who bring their own bimbos. 😳 No need to bribe a doctor for a prescription. 😯
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