Pensitivity101 is in a silly mood this week so she decided to invite us to mix and match.
Fictional characters or real people, who would you pair the following with? If you wish, you could give your reasons.
Interviewer; If you could have dinner with anybody, alive or dead, who would you choose?
Beauty-Contest Blonde; The live one.
- William Shakespeare
I was going to pair The Donald, and BoJo, but that’s Dumb And Dumber double jeopardy. If Dashing Don doesn’t get smart and learn to keep his mouth shut, I’ve located a wholesale importer of Personal Lube that he’s gonna need when he gets sent to Club Fed.
3. Margaret Thatcher
I asked both The Rock, and Jason Momoa, if they would be interested in being her escort, but they both said that she was a better man than either of them. Instead, I found a SCA armourer who could keep her in steel underpants.
4. Peter Piper
Not that Charlie Brown! This Charlie Brown! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbBr2bgAbcM
Why’s Peter Piper always pickin’ on me??!
5. Gordon Ramsay
If Iron Lady Thatcher’s armourer wasn’t too busy, perhaps we could get him to fashion the equivalent of a chastity belt for Ramsay’s tongue, and be able to dine in peace and quiet
6. Jessica Rabbit
These guys won’t hang out with him anymore because they claim he stole their act. He could use a good cartographer to chart his course into political obscurity. Donald Trump’s hairdresser is free, as is the guy who never got a chance to build that Mexican wall. BoJo could have him start one at Dover to keep the Eurotrash out of Avalon.
If we introduced Steven Hawking to Einstein, perhaps he could teach the old dog some new quantum tricks. If the battery in Hawking’s voice synthesizer didn’t run out of juice, they could discuss The Whichness of the Why until a philosophical black hole formed, and we all rotated into an alternate reality where Woke, and Cancel Culture didn’t exist.
He could form a Siskel and Ebert-type duo with Freddie Kruger, and create a podcast about the social significance of Charlie Chan movies. There would be a lot of sharp dialog and pointed comments.
10. Worzel Gummidge.
I would introduce him to the Oz Scarecrow. They could debate which one was outstanding in his field, which of them was just a stuffed shirt, who couldn’t keep it in his pants, and how to get a good roll in the hay.