Here we go then, with Pensitivity101’s mixed bag from last week……….
- What is boisterous?
That’s a group of young males having fun. They can be loud. They often shout and yell. It’s the opposite of gurlsterous, where young females play together. They screech and squeal in such high tones that neighbourhood dogs have their paws over their ears.
2. What is a womaniser?
That is Cerberus, the modern, three-headed Hellhound consisting of Woke society, and Presentism, aided and abetted by years of eating and drinking food from plastic containers, which leech out pseudo-estrogen, all contributing to Real Men™ becoming simpering wimps.
3. What is a faux pas?
It’s the front foot of the quick, red vulpine animal that jumped over the lazy, brown dog, which the nobility chase with horses – the unspeakable, pursuing the inedible.
4. Define plumber
A crack addict.
5. What is a sous-chef?
(S)He is a high-class victuals preparation expert, who does so using copious amounts of wine and various liqueurs. Sometimes, they even put some in the food.
6. What is antisocial?
She is my Father’s younger sister, after she’s imbibed 5 or 6 “Medicinal toddies.’
7. Why did they call the wind Maria?
How do you solve a problem named Maria? I thought they called the wind Mariah, but what do I know about music?? I can’t Carey a tune in a bucket.
8. Where would you find a kettle drum?
Underneath the big corn popper at the movie theater, or county fair.
9. What is a kango drill?
It is an Australian Military Band marching maneuver.
10. What makes bread rise?
Inflation! 😳 And petrol, and rent, and….
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