Pensitivity101 has some more familiar words and wants to know if I can make up new definitions for them. Step back! You’re about to be impressed…. or it could just be gas. 🙄
1. Silicone
It’s the name that the Kardashian Family LLC trades under, on the stock exchange.
2. Fluff
It’s one of the kinder epithets used to describe many of my blogposts. It’s why I am current President of The Fluffernutter Society.
3. Loofah
That’s how I greet the arrival of my (much) larger cat, when he launches himself onto my abdomen while I’m taking a nap in my recliner chair. His mother was a Bengal Cat, but I think his father was a concrete building-block. 😳
4. Caddy
It’s the car that every MAGA motormouth, owns to Buy American. It’ll pass anything but a petrol station. Some of them have tried the new electric version, but can’t find a long-enough extension cord.
5. Pedantic
It’s a mischievous trick or prank that your child plays on you.
6. Tangent
He’s a bloke who’s returning from two weeks in the sun in Spain. Is that Dick Brown? It should be. It’s been on the nude beach all week.
7. Muffler
That’s the new euphemism that the Woke society is using these days. It sounds so much better than Cancel Culture. We’re just trying to prevent anyone having their feelings hurt. They’re like lawnmower parents – mowing down every little obstacle, so that the young never learn how, or build the strength, to deal with adversity. At least there’ll be lots more upcoming candidates for Fluffernutter President.
8. Calamity
That was the supposedly haunted house that was in a book and a movie, some years ago – The Calamityville Horror.
9. Archive
Archive was my Mother. She named me after herself. Archon is the male version of the name.
10. Fortify
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like an over-ripe banana! It seems like only yesterday, but that’s how old I was 33years ago!
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