So there I was, minding my own business, living my best life when all of a sudden this old guy snuck up behind me and took over my body.
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The wife recently told me that there could not be a city in Turkey, or Iran, or Spain, founded 2000 years ago, that the city of Vidalia, in Georgia, named itself after – because the people in Georgia had it trademarked.
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We must share space on this planet. We have no good reason to make any appeals to anything supernatural, or to God(s), so it is up to us to work together, co-operatively, to resolve our differences and make the world a better place. If answers are going to come, then those answers will come from humans.
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Dear Lord! I just got a 7200+ word porno spam, with 57 segments, and links to a wide variety of kinky fetish sites. It took me three days to read it all, coz I can’t last that long. 😉
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This has to be one of the best grammar posts I’ve ever read. The way you artfully included each error in this post is almost like art—a true God given talent. I am quite obsessed with grammatical errors ever since my professor at one of my past colleges told us to look for a grammatical error in real life and send him a picture of it for extra credit. I am now inspired myself to make a post about grammar. You’re doing the lord’s work
Perhaps you’re right. Every time I boast to the wife that I’ve found another one, she does a facepalm, and mutters, “Dear Lord.”
She don’t know me very good, do she??!
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Among other things, Guru Food Products manufactures Energy Bars. They must be healthful, possibly organic, and good for you. The advertising blurb on the side of the box, seen at a Wal-Mart checkout line, says that they are – Made In Plants.
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A world without God or purpose may seem harsh and pointless, but that alone does not require God to actually exist.
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Gently urged by legislation, local businesses are (finally) eliminating single-use plastic items. Earlier, they charged 5¢ for plastic bags. Many people began bringing their own cloth bags, but many more happily paid the price. Now local stores only offer paper bags. The discount store charges 10¢/ea and the big supermarket charges 15¢.
Plastic drinking straws have disappeared. I’m glad I have a few heavy-duty ones in my glove compartment, which I bought at the Dollarama last year. In my youth, we had wax-coated paper straws. The new paper straws are not coated. You’d better suck up your iced coffee quickly, or they disintegrate.
Closers on bags of bread and buns are now made of grey-board (multi-layer paper). I eat very little bread. A loaf might last me a month – if I freeze it, bringing out a couple of slices at a time. Paper closers do not survive well in the freezer. Again, I trade them out for plastic ones that I saved earlier.
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