Pensitivity101 had a mix of old and new questions last week:
What did the quick brown fox jump over?
Fourteen old manual typewriters in a row, all just to correct a pangram which described him as ‘brown,’ rather than red.
I’m Scottish, damn it, and I manage a haggis restaurant, not a bloody curry shop! 🙄
What were the Window Cleaner’s confessions?
That he was so busy checking his status on all the social media platforms, that he never thought to look into the offices, to see who was doing what…. or whom. 😳
What was The Mad Hatter’s true occupation?
Starbucks barista/social influencer
Why did Cinderella lose her glass slipper?
So that she wouldn’t end up like the female college student, still living at home. When she returned from a date one night, her Father asked her why her shoe was all wet and muddy. She said her Tinder match-up drove her WAAAYYY out into the country, in a deluge, and told her to come across, or walk home. Dad asked why only one shoe was muddy. She replied that she changed her mind.
I do not believe the myth that rape is impossible because a female with her skirt up can run faster than a man with his trousers down.
Why do people in old TV shows and movies spend so much time sitting on their front porch?
Because they’ve been sitting on their back porches for so long, that they’re welded to the couch – the chair – the porch swing.
What happened to the three little pigs?
Souvlaki! 😉 Gotta go. Time for supper.
What is Air Force One?
Help, I’ve been elected, and I can’t get up.
The most powerful man on Earth! The leader of the Free World – right after he’s had his Alzheimer’s treatment.
Stair-lifts drive me up the wall! 🙄
Who brings the Easter Eggs?
What goes Hippity-Hop through the mud??
The Easter Pig!
Who was Harvey?
Yesterday, upon the stair
I met a giant rabbit who wasn’t there.
He wasn’t there again today.
I wish that giant, imaginary bunny would go away.
What is quick silver?
That’s what The Lone Ranger said to his horse when he needed to visit the powder room. Apparently the mesas in the American west were formed by erosion from Indian tribes who didn’t have Porta-Potties. 😳
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