Another mixed bag from Pensitivity101 last week. What would you say these words mean/are?
As always, I’ll be a week late with my untruths!
Those are the pennies that the Canadian mint no longer produces.
That’s when you don’t dig your own dew-worms for fishing, but have to buy them at the fishing tackle shop.
I think that it’s a compulsive shopper who is addicted to Amazon, but Google claims that it’s one of the women who helped sew up some famous tapestry.
(S)He’s a chiropractor. If you think that I make strange, creaking and popping noises when I stand or walk, you should hear the concerto that I produce when Doc Bones tries to Bend me – Shape Me.
One of the two things that hang down each side of a horse, to help you keep your fat ass in the saddle.
Also see: Ob-Gyn – Pap smear.
It’s a French word of command. Usage – Fermium la bouche! Translation: Shut the Hell up! Fermium la porte! Translation: I’m not heating the entire neighbourhood!
The perpetually ‘Nice Guy’ who is still permanently unmarried.
An astute sage with a bad lisp. Isn’t it ironic that there’s an S in the word lisp?
Those that can – do! Those that can’t – teach. Those who can’t even do that – often get paid to lecture about it and give advice.
Reference – Catholic priests and birth control.
Someone like the big noise down at Sammy’s Strip Shoppe. He’s the titular owner.