Somebody else also got a vasectomy, but he was an asshole about it. Read all about his
In Valium Veritas
I got the inspiration for my recent Recovery post, by reading one from a woman who accompanied her husband to the hospital for his vasectomy. He got so worked up about it, (as many men do) that they gave him a Valium to calm him down.
It affected him strangely. She felt that it hit him like a non-prescription drug, or alcohol. He started saying, what she felt were amusing things, so she recorded them and built a blog-post from them.
While she may have found his actions and utterances in the hospital amusing, like the little kid who fell into a mud puddle (and profanity) in my That’s Not Funny post, I think it acts more like a truth serum, and reveals a lot about his basic character and attitudes. Here’s his sit-down comedy routine and some of my comments. Feel free to add yours below.
That man looks way too happy to be doing his job.
Just another Urologist, who may not even have been performing vasectomies. A little homophobia anyone?
That’s way too many white people.
She left it unclear whether he was referring to patients/visitors, hospital staff, or both. He’s white, but who does he think he is, the Equal Opportunity Employment Manager?
Look, it’s the man who’s going to cut open my penis. I hope you don’t take too much.
He didn’t really read the preparation literature, did he? They don’t cut the penis. He’s got a real worry about size. His ego is as big as his imagination.
You think that woman is going to have a vasectomy?? Tee-hee, ask her.
He’s not really that stupid, is he? (See ‘cut open my penis’, above) And he wants to embroil his wife in this embarrassing behavior.
I could go through life like this. And I wouldn’t be useless either.
I can believe that he would go through life like that, if someone else would support him. The added degree of useless would scarcely be noticed.
About a nurse who arrived for work ONLY 5 minutes early.
That woman’s late for work. That’s unacceptable.
Now he thinks that he is the hospital’s Employment Practices Manager. If the nurse she’s replacing, or the department supervisor, doesn’t say anything – Render unto Caesar, or keep your mouth shut.
I’m not going to say what I want to say, all these bitches walking around.
I think he’s said quite enough thank you. Enough to reveal that he is a real misogynist, with no respect for women.
The next day, after the Valium had worn off, to his wife with two children, but who really wanted more babies.
I got the snip-snip-sniparoo. No more babies for you.
According to her post, she thought that this was funny. I think that they should have performed an Optrectomy on him while they had him. That’s the operation that severs the nerve connecting the eyes to the asshole, getting rid of that shitty attitude about everything.
I pity the poor woman. Sadly, there are so many more with loud-mouth, opinionated husbands like this. If he were mine, a large frying pan might accidently go off while I was cleaning it, striking him in the head – 4 or 5 times. What about you? Is comparing him to a worm in an apple too good for him?