How can we miss you, if you won’t go away?
I hope, by the time I publish this, that the gunfire has died down, the fires are out, the smoke has cleared, all the Biden inauguration rioters protesters have been arrested, and Nancy Pelosi’s lectern has been returned – again.
This polar expedition into American politics is brought to you by the words
Flavorless, tiresome, prosaic
Lacking ideas or intelligence, empty, stupid, inane
Boastful or vain, ostentatious
I borrowed them from the Kardshians, to give to Donald (Here’s your hat – What’s your hurry) Trump, as a going away present. Twenty years of Keeping Up With them produced less damage to the American culture than four years with him. He didn’t even have enough class to attend his own going-away party, but snuck away to Mar-a-Lago, like the phoney Wizard of Oz behind the curtain. He would not accept the inevitable, and step aside with grace and dignity. How a man plays the game says a lot about his character, but how he loses says it all.
I wonder who wound him up and set him loose on the unsuspecting public. Perhaps he is a self-made megalomaniac. At least when George W. Bush’s lips moved, you could see Dick Cheney’s hand stuck up his ass.
Speaking of an ass…. There’s another word I’d like to pin on this donkey as hee-haw sulks off into the sunset.
He is so full of ego – and other substances – that he really thinks that the entire American population idolizes him. He truly believes that someone – somehow – stole the election, and the second term, from him. He has loyalty only to himself. Anyone of his political confederates who fails to completely and immediately agree with him, gets tossed under the bus. In fact, he’ll drive the bus. We couldn’t hear it, inside the White House, but he brought his trademarked phrase – You’re Fired – with him. He ruined more political careers than compulsory lie-detector tests.
Words beginning with the letter V are not much more common than X, Y, or Z. I’ve used so many to roast Trump with, that next year, we may have to drop in at The Stag Shop, and purchase a Vibrator. 😉