“It’s no fair, Mom! How come Robbie gets to go on the school art museum trip, and I don’t?? He’s just a year older”
“Howie, I told you before. You have to improve your grades, but despite being yelled at several times, you’re too busy playing street-hockey with your ‘posse’ to do your homework. You’ve slipped from B-, to C. You’ll have to stay home and study.”
Rob couldn’t resist taunting his younger brother. “Art is for people with maturity. You haven’t been showing much lately, so you have to stay home while I go, and eat your heart out.”
Go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple site and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story.
A blind man was standing on the corner with his
dog when the dog raised his leg and peed on the
man’s trouser leg. The man reached in his pocket
and took out a doggie biscuit. A busybody who had
been watching ran up to him and said, “You
shouldn’t do that. He’ll never learn anything if
you reward him when he does something like that!”
The blind man retorted, “I’m not rewarding him.
I’m just trying to find his mouth so that I can
kick him in the ass!”
A friend of mine admitted he’s hooked on brake fluid.
When I expressed worry, he claimed he can stop any time.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always
I had a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime.
A kid is flunking a public school, so his parents
move him into a private school. All the sudden in
the private school his grades skyrocket up to
A’s. Then one night at the dinner table his
parents ask, “Why were you doing so bad in a
public school, and when we switched you to a
private school you did good?” The kid says,
“because I knew they were serious about school.
The first day I walked in they had a guy nailed
to a plus sign.”