April’s First Challenge Post – And So It Begins.
Here’s a word that dictionaries insist doesn’t exist – but really should.
ASSHOLERY
There’s something about the X-Y chromosome that fouls many males up. They don’t know whether they’re coming or going, so it applies mostly to boys (of all ages), although some of the fairer sex qualify.
A nearby 19-year-old was caught doing 221 Kmh in a 100 Kmh zone. He was late for a Darwin Awards presentation. Daddy’s Lexus was impounded for a week, and the repair bill for an overstressed engine might be as much as the hefty fines and impound fees.
A local man went downtown, to deal with a department in City Hall. When he came back out, he could not find his white Mercedes…. with his 4-year-old son in it. 😯 He called the police. Within minutes – and a short walk – they located…. his wife’s red Jeep, and the child safe. He has been charged, public intoxication, care and control of a vehicle while impaired, driving over .08 (local alcohol limit), and endangering a child. His wife is gonna be thrilled!
A man in Toronto duplexed his house. His upstairs tenant called 9-1-1 because a carbon monoxide detector kept squealing. Three-tiered response – police, fire and EMT – discovered 100 pounds of carfentanil, 31 pistols and two “rifles”, although one of them was a Tech-9, like the one above. More an overgrown handgun, than a real rifle.
If guys like this had any real brains, they’d have a real job. If you’re gonna do something that creates carbon monoxide – stop doing it – ventilate the area – disconnect the detector! Duh!! 🙄
Donald Trump still insists that he won the 2020 election. Of course, he also insists that he has more Grammys than Beyoncé. Women have to own some of this assholery, because far too many of them voted for Trump, and also for Canada’s wunderkind pretty-boy Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau. They’re the answer to Kojak’s question, “Who loves ya, baby?”
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