I hope you rode that bicycle down here from the bank. This ain’t no sea-going swap meet. They ain’t gonna exchange it, for that…. that…. well, it ain’t no yacht, but it ain’t no rowboat either, even if it is painted light-loafer pink.
Them owner folks is Frogs – pardon my French – they’s Frenchies. You go aboard to ‘negotiate,’ and they’ll offer you some of that there wine, and the next thing you know, you’ll be in some camel-chaser’s hareem in Dubai.
Nothin’ good ever come from furriners and pink boats. C’mon, I’ll buy you a real man’s rum drink.
Go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple https://rochellewisoff.com/ site and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story.
Today’s low-brow, red-neck, politically-incorrect, intolerant, machismo-laden rant is brought to you because…. I don’t know. Maybe because, in this supposedly enlightened, intelligent world, there’s still too much of it going on. Vote wisely. 😀