20 fun things to do in an elevator…
- Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, “Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!”
- Whistle the first 7 notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, “Got enough air in there?”
- Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
- Lean over to another passenger and whisper, “Ever had a Wet Willy?”
- Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you “Admiral.”
- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: “I’ve got new socks on.”
- When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, “Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!”
- Meow occasionally.
- Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
- Frown and mutter, “Gotta go, gotta go,” then sigh and say, “Oops!”
- Walk on with a cooler that says “Human Head” on the side.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
- Burp, then say, “Mmmmm…..tasty!”
- Say, “Ding!” at each floor.
- Announce in a demonic voice, “I must find a more suitable host body.”
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Stare at your thumb and say, “I think it’s getting bigger.”
