Returning home from work, a Blonde was shocked to find her house burglarized and ransacked. She telephoned the Police at once, and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 unit approached the house with his dog on a leash, the Blonde ran out on the porch and shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman.”
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he
realizes it’s a gay bar but says ‘What the heck,
I really want a drink.’
When the gay waiter approaches he says to the
customer ‘What’s the name of your penis?’.
The customer says ‘Look, I’m just not into that.
All I want is a drink.’
The gay waiter says ‘I’m sorry but I can’t serve
you until you tell me the name of your penis.’
So the customer says ‘Alright, what’s the name of
The gay waiter says ‘NIKE … you know, JUST DO
The customer thinks for a moment and says ‘The
name of my penis is SECRET.’
The waiter says ‘SECRET?’
The customer says ‘Yeah…STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!’
Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off now.
After 15 years of marriage they finally achieved
sexual compatibility – They both had a headache.
Q” How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. Men will screw anything.
How many law professors does it take to
change a light bulb? Hell, you need 250
just to lobby for the research grant.
Fight crime. Shoot back!
If someone with multiple personalities threatens
to kill himself, is it considered a hostage
My cat was playing Mozart’s Sonata in E-flat when his
head got tangled in the strings — virtuosity killed the cat.