Pros
The crashed space contraction – was actually a weather balloon contraption.
This Texas joined has many options – Move your joint closer to that dictionary.
She one the homecoming queen title – That’s won title I’m impressed with.
From the prospective of the actor – he should have a bit more perspective.
They wear mink coats made of polar bear fur – 
I’ll make a help meet for him – A helpmate would have been a better idea. This isn’t a dating site.
The ugly crowd finally disbursed. – Not unless they were paid to disperse.
The city had a wide away of amenities – Alwight, Elmer Fudd, just look at this array.
She has plead guilty – I plead that you use the word pled.
Companies that engage in development no they have a responsibility – They’re responsible to know the right word.
Overwhelms their soy-dullened senses – I would offer a zingy riposte to that, but I’m busy eating a “Beyond Meat”© burger…. and I just can’t seem to think of one.
His chariot-horses were poisend – Any desire to read his book was poisoned.
Australian writers of a radical bend – I bent over, and found the proper word.
They tried to recoop their expenses – put them back in a cage till tax-time.
The monster was bearing its great fangs – since it was born. Now it is baring them.
It’s more comfortable without the extra seems – It seems that you should use seams.
He continues to pressure his passion in arts – No pressure, just look up pursue
Camoflauge Chic – Apparently the correct spelling was camouflaged.
New York Times
The President has not been seeing wearing a mask – the writer should be seen at an ESL class.
They weren’t sure what the reporter’s roll was – I believe it was rye, possibly pumpernickel
US racing violence leaves PM without words – I have one – Race!, %&$#@
Amateurs
In the mean, politicians fixate on getting re-elected. – In the main, that is true.
I dear say that reduces the damage – I dare say that construction is wrong.
Any nation that was invited in time of war – I invite you to look up invaded.
If any descent was voiced – I dissent with that spelling
I had him paged as an anemic redneck – I had you pegged as illiterate.
On sale, Pop-Tards – on a sign printed by Re-Tard
She treated him with distain – getting the lipstick off his collar. I have disdain for her.
Undo credence is given to tradition – but undue attention is not given to the correct word.
Your boyfriend seen nice – He also seemed to speak English.
People who rock up to you when you’re busy – should just walk away.
When religion grabs the leavers of political power – It’s time to lever it back out, and leave.
Policed said they would canvas the building – Threw a tarp over it so that so that English teachers could canvass it.
This harps back to a time – When we said that it harks back.
Working with medal to produce something – Put the pedal to the metal.
The Universe was created it if nothing – A Universe of confusion was created out of that construction.
A kid nailed a two by floor in a tree – My Dad called it a two by twice.
It was the Law of Unattended Consequences – You should have intended to attend English class.
All I had to do was right them down – All that’s left is to write the right word.
Except the one recanting the tale – Recant that spelling, and go with recounting.
We were weakly church attenders, and I alter-served – But would have done better, at home with a textbook.
Gotta love those threats of eternal tournament – That misusage is a torment to me.
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