Here I go with Pensitivity101’s first ten (in the second week) of 2023:
1. Aurora Borealis is also known as
Ashley Carbonera, but only by people who knew her before she became a famous porn star.
- Who was Farouk Balsara?
He was a Syrian refugee who sneaked into the UK by floating across the English Channel on a raft he built, using plans he got off the internet from some Colombian who floated into the USA.
- Chasing Cars is by which group?
The Stray Dogs, before they changed the name of the group to The Stray Cats.
- What is Detritus?
That was Baskin & Robbins 32th flavor of ice cream.
- Eggplant is also known as
The colour of Elton John’s favorite pair of shoes.
- Who is Filbert Fox?
He is/was the best friend of Gilbert Grape, in the movie adaptation of his life story.
- Gentoo is a what?
The family who run my local “Curry In A Hurry” outlet. 😳 I stop there every time after my mandatory sensitivity training sessions.
- Rutabaga is also called
A Swede, by many Brits, until Sweden found out about it, and threatened to stop exporting Volvos, Saabs, and replacement mobile phone parts to England, unless it stops. The Scots also have a derogatory term for Swedes, but no-one can understand what they’re saying, so the Swedes just assume they’re drunk – as usual.
- What is IPlayer?
He’s the thoroughly-modern male who relies on his electronics to get lucky in love. He has swiped right so many times, the notches on his bedpost are threatening to collapse it in mid-tryst. Ooh, kinky!
- Jambo is a greeting in which language?
India Elephant – in African elephant, it’s Tantor.