Spam! We all get it. Many of us have done at least one post about it. I haven’t yet, so it’s my turn. I intend to make fun of some of the sillier ones I’ve received. Not as technically proficient as many of you, I can’t cut and paste, so we’ll see who gets laughed at most, the spam, or me.
All spam is designed to sell something. The sender wants you to go to his site, and usually spend money. Some are sent only to increase the number of hits on the site so that the site-owner can charge advertisers higher rates.
I got one spam which told me that I was brain-dead, which was why I didn’t get more and better followers. If I would just sign up and pay for this blog-writing course, I would get a much better grade of riff-raff visiting my site. It might have been the same spammer, but soon after, I got another, accusing you, my faithful followers, of being brain-dead and leaving dumb comments. If I would just sign up and PAY – well, you get the idea. Thatta-way Genius, insult me and my friends and expect us to flock on over to your site. Well, flock you!
certainly like your web-site but you need to check the spelling on several of your posts. Several of them are rife with spelling problems and I in finding it very troublesome to inform the truth nevertheless I will definitely come back again
This one irritates the shit out of me. My spelling is better than 95% of the population. It’s often better than Spellcheck, which I run on the word program, and then again on WordPress before I post, after I proofread at least three times. Rife??! You said rife? One word per post – maybe. Stick *rife* up your asterisk. By the way Kettle, Pot called and said your spelling, capitalization and punctuation leave something to be desired. What I desire is….wuzzat? I can’t post that word? Physically impossible??!
Hi there, i read your blog occasionally and i own a similar one and i was just wondering if you get a lot of spam remarks? If so how do you protect against it, any plugin or anything you can recommend? I get so much lately it’s driving me insane so any support is very much appreciated.
You “Own” a blog? I got mine for nothing, but mine came with a shift-key so I can capitalize “I”. I get a few inane spam comments, often from winners like you. I let Akismet sift them out, and then I flush them down WordPress’s toilet. The only protection or plugin I got, came from The Stag Shop. I don’t think spam is driving you insane. It’s more like a short putt.
Nice weblog here! Also your website quite a bit up fast! What web host are you the usage of? Can I am getting your associate hyperlink on your host? I wish my web site loaded up as quickly as yours lol
I am quite a bit up confused as to what you’re asking, and apparently I’m not the only one. Look at my web address and you’ll see what web host I am the usage of, quite a bit up fast. Perhaps there’s an English textbook that you could be the usage of.
Maybe if you include more photos and videos your article would be more understandable
Maybe once you put down the crayons, graduate from Kindergarten and learn to speak and write the language, you won’t need photos and videos.
I seriously love your website.. Great colors & theme. Did you make this website yourself? Please reply back as I’m hoping to create my very own site and would love to find out where you got this from or just what the theme is named. Kudos!
Really? Great colors & theme? On my site? When did that happen? Yes, I made this website all by my little self. I carefully crafted it out of bellybutton lint and cat hair, held together with cobwebs pulled from my own skull. Tip your skull down and read the theme at the bottom of the page. Are Kudos those African antelope things? You could use their fur and horns to build your site. 😕
I got an advertising spam from a furniture store specializing in sofas and chairs – in Sussex England. They do realize I’m on another continent, don’t they?! I wonder if they deliver, or if I’d have to borrow a dory from Ted at www.sightsnbytes.wordpress.com . That would be a long row back.
I once got a two-page spam once urging me to purchase Viagra – so that some of the purchase price could go to a fund to save Asian tigers. Yeah, right, that’s what I buy Viagra for, to save Asian tigers. I got enough performance anxiety, without having to worry about dead tigers. My own little tiger is dead. 😦
Several times recently, I’ve got one offering to help me save my possessions during a divorce – in French. Since I don’t plan on being divorced in French, I think I’ll give that one a pass.
Search terms are almost as much fun. I mentioned Mennonites in one post, and got the inevitable “Mennonite porn” search term. I got “South African asteroid” one day. I didn’t realize they had their own special asteroid. I had used the word asteroid in a post about eight months ago, but that’s not the one the search term locked on to. I had spoken of an asteroid which had come inside the orbit of the moon, now we have one which will arrive Friday morning and pass closer than the geosynchronous communications satellites. Hopefully it doesn’t have any Mayans on board, and disappears back into the void.
End of silly rant! Insert thunderous applause here!