I was comfortably lounging on the couch, and doing it in a highly competent, professional manner. I was searching for a blog theme – something that I could compose a post about without too much work, but still interesting to my readers. Suddenly I thought, Eureka, (or maybe it was Gesundheit – one of those Greek words)! I’ll do a bit of research, and write about us seniors’ new BFF, the pillow.
The word “pillow” dates back to the 12th century. It comes from the Latin pulvinus, which means “cushion,” but archeologists say that pillows of various kinds, ranging from plant-filled skins, to comfortable rocks, have probably been used far back into human prehistory.
The oldest known pillows date back to the oldest civilizations, with references to pillows in ancient Sumerian cuneiform texts. Ancient Egyptians placed feather-filled pillows in the tombs of their mummified dead.
Pillows are mentioned in the Bible, but they are not referred to favorably. The Book of Ezekiel says, Woe to those who apply pillows to their elbows. Scholars believe that the text refers to ‘false prophets,’ who Ezekiel felt were insufficiently austere.
You know how your pillow sometimes feels too warm, and you have to keep turning it over to get to the cool side? Well, now a company called “Sooth-Soft” has come out with The Chillow, “a fluid-filled, eco-friendly, cushioning device, that keeps you cool without electricity.” It’s actually gotten rave reviews, and they make one for dogs, too.
Are you the laziest person on Earth? (Why else would you be reading my post about pillows?) The PerCushion Pillow Phone could be made just for you. It’s a combination pillow/cell phone, with a microphone, loudspeaker, and Bluetooth wireless connection built in. When the pillow rings, just lie there and answer it. Genius!
In 2015, Jeanette Hall, a taxidermist in Nevada, started offering to transform deceased cats and dogs into pillows – for $75-$100. Unfortunately, the offer led to “hundreds of hate emails from around the globe.” The outrage baffled the taxidermist, who claimed that she had many happy customers. “Most people were happy that Fluffy was still on the couch.” She said.
Sleep researchers have discovered that, when clocks are set back an hour at the end of Daylight Saving Time, car accident rates plummet, probably because of the extra hour of sleep. Try to get some additional sleep on your comfy pillow, but don’t wait an extra hour to read my next exciting, informative post. 😀
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to Me.
Happy birthday, happy birthday,
Happy birthday to me!
With the help of my pillows, and all my other helpers – eyeglasses, magnifying glasses in every room, as of 2:00 AM, E.S.T. I have achieved 78 years of age. I have not matured like fine wine. More like milk – chunky and bitter. 😳