PHOTO PROMPT © Ulrika Undén
IDENTITY THEFT
Where are we going??
It is not wise to ask. We are going to have our identities removed.
What? Why??!
After the Holy Trump – Blessed be His Name – escaped the seditious impeachment trap set by his enemies, He appointed himself Emperor for Life and decreed that there would be no more division and dissent among his People.
His thoughts would be our thoughts. There would be no more Red States or Blues States, only Orange States, to worship his Divine Hair. Fake news was outlawed, climate change conspiracy was crushed, and He holds our Peace in His tiny manly hands.
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Go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple site and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story.
Archon's Den 
Interestingly but sadly, this is a perfect story to go with that picture. And it’s not out of the realm of possibility…
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Thanx guy. I was playing with the identity concept, but couldn’t seem to get it to gel – until I read that tRump had escaped justice, and it wrote itself. 😦
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The Church of the Divine Hair 🙂
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Canada had to build a pipeline just to ship enough macaroni and cheese powder to keep The Exalted One with a Heaven-Hued head. 😆
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🤣
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We’re all riding the escalator to the Twilight Zone now. There are times I wake up in the morning and think it was all a nightmare… then he speaks and I just wish I lived in an alternate universe.
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He’s like a black hole. Fawning and adoration go in – but nothing intelligent comes out. Proof that ETs haven’t visited Earth?? They’d have cut him off Twitter by now. 😯
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A perfectly timed piece! Nice one.
Here’s mine!
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I couldn’t have asked for a better headline to inspire my composition. 😳
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U.S. politics is now a form of reality TV, one nation divided under Trump, with justice and mercy for those He thinks deserve it.
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What’s your bet on a second term for him? I didn’t think the American public was dumb enough to elect him in the first place. I thought the masses would hold their nose and vote for Hillary. 😳
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Alas, this seems altogether too plausible.
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I didn’t want to be a Cassandra, just warn of the possibility. 😦
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Unfortunately, this prophecy may hold true.
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And the American public may come to its collective senses before November. 😯
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Wonderful people. There is no need for identity we are great again.
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Make Americans Gullible Again.
😛
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Fun and creative, even if our politics may not line up. I do try to avoid politics as a whole, as neither side is any good IMO.
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I have no American politics either, except as what toxic waste may leak northward, across the Canadian border. I don’t worry about Trump in Dem. or Rep. terms, only psychological ones. 😯
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Your story was in the same vein as mine. Only Orange States — it could happen!
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Can hair dye cause insanity, or is he a self-created idiot??
Didn’t know that the Super Bowl winners were from Missouri??! His handlers need to tranquilizer-dart him more often. 😳
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You’re too kind. Really!
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Would you prefer a cattle prod?? 😆
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With lethal joule strength, yes!
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