When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be….”The Boss”!
The Brain said: “Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss.”
The Feet said: “Since I carry man where he wants, to get him in position to do what the brain wants, I should be the boss.”
The Hands said: “Since I do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be the boss.”
The Eyes said: “Since I must look out for all of you, and tell you where danger lurks, I should be the boss.”
And so it went with the Heart, Ears, Lungs and the rest of the body parts. Finally the Asshole spoke up, and demanded that he be made boss.
All the other parts laughed at the idea of an asshole being made boss.
The Asshole was so angered that he blocked himself off, and refused to function.
Soon, the Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed, the Feet were too weak to walk, the Hands hung limply at the sides, the Heart and Lungs struggled to keep going.
All the body parts pleaded with the Brain to relent, and let the Asshole be Boss. And so it happened! All the other parts did all the work, and the Asshole just bossed them around and passed out a lot of shit.
The Moral: YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A BRAIN TO BE A BOSS….JUST AN ASSHOLE!! 😦
Archon’s psychotherapy booth is now open. Feel free to tell me ALL about it. 😉
The mouth is boss, it speaks for all the other assholes 🙂
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You’re only saying that because it’s true. I’m all ears! 🙂
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You’ve made my day and I just woke up! *pays fee*.
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My, “Pay Here” button must be broken. I still owe you a Tim Hortons coffee, so, I guess we’re even. 😀
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I like your retelling of this classic. The irony is, I just had a long conversation with a friend about whether I’m an asshole or not. Hmm.
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I worked with a friend (?) who wanted to nickname me Rectum! Said I was a source of shit and should be wiped out. 🙄
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I’ve never heard this classic! … so to me, this is an Archon original!
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Everything old is new again ~ except me. 😦
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HaHaHa (with you, with you)
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Near me! Because of Me! But never at work, I was never an asshole.
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Where’s your nickle sign – like Lucy?
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