Twenty-six things about me…
A- Age: Just count the rings – uh, 71
B- Biggest fears: I fear nothing – but I’m smart enough to avoid certain things.
C- Current time: 12:34:56 AM
D- Drink you last had: Iced Tea
E- Every day starts with: waking up and checking the obits page
F- Favorite song: Fleetwood Mac – Tusk, YouTube video with USC Marching Band
G- Ghosts, are they real?: Only if you think they are.
H- Hometown: Southampton, Ontario, Canada
I- In love with: Myself – Damn, I’m awesome!
J- Jealous of: No one. I didn’t do all this work to wish I was someone else
K- Killed someone?: In my head? A lot. (Nobody’s actually gonna check – right?)
L- Last time you cried: When I sliced up four pounds of onions for French Onion Soup
M- Middle name: Howard – and one more Archonian secret is revealed
N- Number of siblings: 2 – 1 full brother and 1 half-assed sister
O- One wish: To turn back time.
P- Person you last called: Called what? Oh, daughter, LadyRyl!
Q- Question you’re always asked: Would you like to come to dinner now?
R- Reason to smile: I know – but you don’t even suspect.
S- Song last sung: Eagles – Take It Easy
T- Time you woke up: 7:22 when son got home, 10:36 when bladder insisted, finally 12:54 PM
U- Underwear color: Differently colored bikini briefs every day
V- Vacation destination: Charleston, SC
W- Worst habit: Procrastination.
X- X-Rays you’ve had: Am I still glowing? A lot, recently!
Y- Your favorite food: A lot – potato pancakes/fries & gravy/poutine
Z- Zoos visited! Detroit, as a kid. Not Toronto. Does African Lion Safari count?