PHOTO PROMPT © Randy Mazie
SERENITY
He loved going for a walk, or sitting, in the graveyard beside his house, for solitude or inspiration as he worked on his book. The residents were quiet and well-behaved, so unlike his redneck neighbors on the other side.
Bitch, bitch, bitch;
Your grass is too long…. So he mowed it.
I’m on the night shift this week. You woke me.
And that harpy wife of his – nude back yard sunbathing??! – on a street of two-story houses. 😯
That was a sight that couldn’t be unseen. Claimed she had an 18-year-old’s body, but got it all wrinkled.
They get my goat.
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Go to Rochelle’s Addicted to Purple site and use her Wednesday photo as a prompt to write a complete 100 word story.
I’m still seeing that sight
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Brain bleach is available in the gift shop as you exit the blog. 😉
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Your always think you look younger than you are.
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I’m as young as I think I am…. and my wife tells me that I’ve never matured out of thinking like a teenager. Peter Pan is my homeboy. 😉 😆
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oh my.
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Oh my indeed. As I sometimes do, this fiction is based on facts. 😯
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Neighbours do have a way of ruining our peace and quiet. And – did ya ever notice, it ain’t the hot chicks and buff men who like to strip down! It’s always the old fatties and the wrinklies – why? Coz they don’t give a shit…
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Ain’t that the truth! This is a Frankenstein of two fellow bloggers, one, a writer who moved away from the quiet graveyard which brought peace and inspiration, and the other who moved away from the neighborhood nut who brought only irritation and Police cars. 😈
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😄
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Ha… I prefer a world where neighbors see without seeing as it should be…
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I would too. That’s the way it should be – the way that most of us would want it to be, but sadly almost every neighborhood has one or more of these. 😯
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Sometimes it’s nice to believe what makes you happy! Fun take.
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Thanx. Let’s have some more fun next week. 🙂
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Indeed! 🙂
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I like rednecked neighbors.
Even the complaining ones.
And I like second story windows,
But I don’t like un-ironed skin particularly.
Ha.
Randy
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The lady who inspired the post didn’t like it either. She moved about ten miles, to a far nicer neighborhood.
Thanx for stopping in my blog-neighborhood. 🙂
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